will someone tell me to go to bed?

Question

I just got back home not to long ago from doing a show and I'm exhausted, but couldnt sleep when I tried. Will you sing me a lulaby or tell me a story? PLEASE!

Answer 1

Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after. This world's shortest fairy tale comes with a packet of sleepon radiation. Through your computer screen, as you read these words, you are being bombarded with sleepon particles which will make it impossible for you stay awake. Now that you now about sleepon radiation, becareful. Avoid known sleepon particle emitters unless you want to be unconscious (these include purring cats, holding sleeping babies, warm milk drinks that contain generous dollops of alcohol.

Answer 2

I will...I wont sing because im hopless and that mite kill you not put you to sleep :P lol

Once apon a time there was a beautiful women who acted in lots of shows...she tried to go to bed after and exhausting show but she just couldnt sleep.
She got on yahoo answers after tring to sleep to ask people to help her sleep by tell her a bed time story.
So Leah a younger girl saw the cry for help and clicked the 'answer' button to answer her questions. She read this wonderful story that Leah posted and then she fell asleep and when she woke up she got back on yahoo answers and chose Leahs anser to be the best answer so she can get 10 points :D

Good night butiful girl...have a good sleep.

Answer 3

I'm going to count to 10. 1, 2, 3...when I reach 10 close your eyes and relax..4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ...think of a very Peaceful place, picture it, 9...your eyes are getting very heavy 10. Don't forget to turn the computer off.

Answer 4

good night,

story//
there was a Rabbit man, who shoot jellybeans. his side kick would be turtleman who flies around on a floating raft boat. He throws extra jelly ammo down to the rabbitman. Turtle man boss beaver man wants us (rabbitman and turtleman) to return to his train vessel. However rabbitman didnt want to give up surlly town. rabbit mans love True-Stacy the rat woman is depending on him to keep her from getting zombiefied.

Goat man was a total traitor and sided with zombie dog man. They are traveling on their boat car, zombifieing fish woman. Those worthless alligators men just stand there as goatman zombifies the fish woman. Because they think their safe by not standing in the way of goat man.

Well getting on turtle mans floating raft looks like the only way rabbit man will pretect surlly town. to be contiuned later,

Answer 5

Lay in bed and close your eyes....if you are married dream of your husband OR something you would like to dream of. Just keep your mind relax then sortly you'll be sleeping



I'm already falling out of my chair because I'm so exhausted. G'night sweetie

Answer 6

ok...here is the World's shortest fairy tale.

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

Answer 7

Rock a bye baby, on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will rock, and down will go baby, cradle and all. Are you asleep yet? Good night.

Answer 8

Once upon a time there were 3 bears,,the mama bear,,the papa bear & the baby bear,,,there was some porridge,,a big bowl for papa,,a medium bowl for mama & a tiny bowl for baby.Then they got tired,,there was a big bed for papa,,a medium bed for mama & a crib for baby.If that dont make ya tired,,your up til dawn.

Answer 9

Night night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite

Answer 10

GO TO BED! j/k. but i cant sing good so thats not an option