2006-11-14 17:01:07 · 43 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-15 05:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think I would be so shocked, all I would do is tell everyone I know! I actually saw someone doing that on someone elses's lawn down in Detroit, he was homeless and squatted right in front of someone house. Sad, but it's true.
2006-11-15 05:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle Lynn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one, spray them with the garden hose
two, kick them where the sun does not shine
three, get your shovel and follow them home and put it on their front steps
four, hire a farm worker to bring a few tons of horse poo and have it dumped in their driveway
five smack them in the head with the shovel..real hard..knock them out, take shovel and put poo inside of their shirt and some on their face..drag them into the street walk away,
call cops saying some one is real drunk outside making a mess and yelling, no the passed out
take pictures of all of the above...
good luck
2006-11-15 07:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh my *** off. really thats what I would do thats funny and ballsy, then again as I was laughing I would do what I have to do every time the Indy 500, or Brickyard is run make sure they hear the slide action on the shotgun before I shoot them with rock salt.
2006-11-15 14:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by irishfan46241 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh out loud and think to myself, "At least it's not that damn dog from next door this time." My front lawn is tiny and I never walk around on it anyway.
2006-11-14 17:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ask if they'd like to use the bidet, then turn on the sprinklers.
2006-11-16 08:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swift Kick To The Head.
Then call the cops...
As this "creature" lay there "out cold" address the situation....
or maybe lets just say "dress up" the crime scene with some interesting accessories!
2006-11-14 17:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Dave 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
rub their nose in it and say "bad person, no, you go in the potty, not on the lawn" and then bring them inside and make them sit on the toilet for a while.................gotta train um sometime!
2006-11-14 17:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by kristen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rub his nose in it? Hit him with a rolled up news paper and say "No". Then call the cops. If this has happened to you, I think you live in a bad neighborhood, and should move. By looking at your avatar, you shouldn't have any problems finding someone to take you in.
2006-11-14 17:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋
take my videocam and catch him in the act, then send the tape to the police and america's funniest home videos.
2006-11-14 17:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by san_pellegrino 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Got a golf club with a head like a pumpkin that would convince them what they were doing was a very bad idea.
2006-11-14 17:04:31 · answer #11 · answered by Rich B 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋