Why is my wife not in the Guinness Book of Records?
2006-11-14 15:45:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Because you cheated on her for a spoon, you stupid dish!!
2006-11-14 15:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cow cannot jump over the moon, and your wife needs to do 598 Hula Hoops at one time. Or if she had a cow and it jumped over a moon, that would be a record, but then again, the Moon has no top or bottom, so it really cannot be jumped over or under.
2006-11-14 23:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you break down your sentence, you get "cow", and "over the moon". Now your wife might be a big girl, and she's really happy, like over the moon kind of thing. Is that what you were trying to say ? It's just the "jumped" i can't seem to place anywhere...
2006-11-15 00:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a wife once and I sure would have liked to see her jump over the moon but not return. Com to think of it she did jump and I have no idea where she is now. No do not tell me where.
2006-11-15 00:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any sense
Your Wife is a Fat Cow
Do not take offence! LOL
You made me laugh TY
2006-11-15 00:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what has your wife done to be in the guiness book of records, surely your not calling her a cow!!!!!!
2006-11-14 23:50:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she jumps over the moon it will be wen she is rid o u no doubt
2006-11-15 04:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because i jumped after her and looked up her skirt...so if anyone goes into the books it'll be her first then me..
2006-11-14 23:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is such a lucky lucky woman, wedded bliss im sure.
2006-11-14 23:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by sabor69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you're such a bad husband, nobody will publish your last name.
2006-11-14 23:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by Privratnik 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋