I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harrasement or possibly assualt?
2006-11-14 14:50:48 · 8 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Cant believe I'm waisting my two little fingered typing energy here but baby just had to say___Back away from the drugs and be a good little idiot..!!!!!
2006-11-14 15:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by deb s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you just suffered a bad case of "in the wrong place at the wrong time"
Two years ago, dressed as Tony the Tiger, I walked into a convenience store yelling my favourite movie quotes, like "Show me the Money!!" and "Hasta La Vista Babe" and the manager gave me all the money from the till and a bag of cigarettes from behind the counter.
Just kidding Jar Jar, you try too hard....
2006-11-14 23:02:01 · answer #2 · answered by boogiemunn 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are a sick puppy, if you really did this, they could sue you for disturbing the peace.
2006-11-14 22:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They should have locked you up while they had a chance!!!! Ever visited a physic ward?
2006-11-14 22:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems they have more probable cause - harrassement from unrequested "entertainment" and assault of attention!
2006-11-14 22:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Marsha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go! call the cops! they had to rush you to a mental institution.
man! you have a very serious subject!
2006-11-14 22:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sure... good luck with that!!!
2006-11-14 22:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by yourbiggestfan:) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was that supposed to be funny?
2006-11-14 23:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by GORDO BLAKHART 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋