is your girlfriend a pain in the ***?
does she nag? ***** alot? complain about
everything and anything she can?
ever wish you could hire some one to get nagged at
for you 4 a little while so you can recooperate and
prepare to be bitched at the next day?
well for a nominal fee and one night only i can be the object of
all of her nagging affection.....need a guy to take out the trash at your wifes request?
im your man
need a guy to sit and pretend to listen while she bitches about work
im your man!!
need a guy to be a substitute to go deal with that ***** of a mother she has?
you guessed it
im your man!!!!!!
hahahaha
2006-11-14 13:41:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just find another girlfriend and all is solved
2006-11-14 14:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And for a small fee I'll let you sleep in my garage so you don't have to suffer the embarrassment of STILL living with your mom and dad at the age of 30. :)
2006-11-14 13:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
need a girl to tie u to a tree and laug at u all day cuz ur boxers have pink hearts all over them but then do..something..else later??!?! IM UR GIRL!!! ok that made no sense what so ever but hey..happy 9:58..ok 59..HAVE A GREAT AIR FILLED DAY !!!!
2006-11-14 13:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ohkay 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. My girlfriend has a nice a.ss though. And a nice .....
Well never mind about that.
<3,
2006-11-14 13:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by sxenerdx <3s her sweet baby 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, that's some funny shyt right there.
2006-11-14 13:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by smtwtfs_04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋