A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
2006-11-14 13:03:53 · 32 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
All of you exept 3 so far can vote. I would appreciate it if you did. It will help me !
2006-11-14 13:37:25 · update #1
It is not not about thepunch line it is about the story telling
2006-11-14 13:44:07 · update #2
Made me laugh... I could have done with this idea whilst I was in School!
2006-11-14 13:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by urbanrt 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 07:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man oh man!!! that's the best joke i have heard in a very long time!! I really love that joke! My husband and I laughed and laughed and laughed some more! I even printed the joke to take it to work to read to the others in the office! I bet this one will be a hit! Thanks for the laugh! 5 stars, definetly a very high quality joke!
2006-11-14 13:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by jess l 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one reminds me of an old joke:
A little boy comes home all in tears and his worried father asks him what's wrong and the little boy says 'you know that big plate glass window at Mr Smith's house?'
The father says 'oh no! What about it?'
and through his tears the little boy says 'I broke... I broke... the little one next to it'
'Oh Thank God' says the father.
2006-11-14 21:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - that is ripping! but I'd half kill any son of mine for putting that kind of scare into me. He'd rather accept the scolding over a bad report card. =o)
2006-11-14 13:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant. I would have loved to have seen dads face. Oh my God fancy reading something like that. Ha HA.
2006-11-15 01:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by dollybird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great one, sure wish I would of thought of that when I was in school and got my report card.
2006-11-14 13:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I voted 'thumbs down". It was a cute story, but it's not an original, if that's what you're saying. It was first printed as a girl writing her mom. And it's not a really a question. As for the moral...this shouldn't change a good parent's response to a school report. I would have said "...Nice try, but...."
2006-11-14 14:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
The kids a genius a freakin' genius
2006-11-14 13:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by BluLizard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If my son was clever enough to think that one up, I certainly would not be worried about his school report!
Nice one.
2006-11-15 08:47:47 · answer #10 · answered by Spoonraker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋