2006-11-14 11:47:50 · 8 answers · asked by Thinker 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I accidentally gave a female pig an orgasm whilst examining her... couldn't get my arm out for a good 5 minutes.... all in a days work my friend, all in a days work.
2006-11-14 11:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by Stripper 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was shoplifting while off my face on speed. When cornered about it I made a break and ran away. Unfortunately outside the shop there were 6 soldiers in uniform walking past who decided to help the store detectives in catching mel. So I was caught and physically carried by this soldiers back into the shop whilst still wriggling and trying to escape. I was all the more desperate to escape before the police turned up as I had just remembered that I still had 14 grams of speed in my pocket and would get caught for both offences. Luckily I managed to eat most of the speed on the ride back to the station in the police van, But then had to spend a very uncomfortable night in the cells spent with no sleep walking up and down the 10 ft cell talking constantly to my self and biting my lip.
The moral of the story is... oh hell I don't know where to begin with that, surfice to say it was very stupid.
2006-11-14 12:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In nautical terms I was, "Crossing the Line" ie The Equator
2006-11-14 14:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by TOG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the DMZ in South Korea or is it north korea?, that line is pretty damned scary! loads of grouchy soldiers with guns and stuff, lots of flags from opposing nations, not a line i liked crossing very much i have to say!
2006-11-14 12:10:03 · answer #4 · answered by shug A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably answering a question on here. lol
or do you mean the crossing the line ceremony where you pledge youe allegiance to neptune when you cross the equator at sea?
havent done that............. yet
2006-11-14 11:50:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Overtaking another car...
2006-11-14 11:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by teary chocolate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure what I did exactly but i'll bet I was drunk !
2006-11-14 11:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Geedebb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, something I shouldn't have been doing...
2006-11-14 11:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by Sheri 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋