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poems that you would tell your friends to make them laugh.

2006-11-14 11:12:45 · 5 answers · asked by pete_vasquez2010 1 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

5 answers

up on a hill top as slick as glass,
a pale faced monkey was scratching his ---,
don't get excited don't get alarmed,
the pale faced monkey was scratching his arm!

2006-11-14 15:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by Kathryn 2 · 2 0

It was midnight on the ocean
Not a streetcar was in sight
For it had been raining hard
All day that night
It was a summer day in winter
And snow was raining fast
As a barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood sitting in the grass.

Best I could come up with.

2006-11-14 11:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by Bob D 6 · 0 0

Just this old one with a new twist.

The boy stood on the burning deck
eating peanuts by the peck.
His sister stood there dressed in blue
she wished she had a peck-er to

2006-11-14 14:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0 0

Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
As flat as my back

2006-11-14 11:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

There once was a lad from Nantuckett.......

2006-11-14 11:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0 0

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