woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us, too."
No more was said about the "statue." Not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue. "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
2006-11-14 10:18:31 · 8 answers · asked by G 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
This is too funny as well
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2006-11-14 10:20:02 · update #1
Loved it!
2006-11-15 09:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Eraser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I Very much believe in Carma!
I have one for you. A wife was in bed with her lover when they heard her husband pull into the drive way early and unexpected, she told her lover quick jump out the window. he replied I can't it's raining out there. she told him if he didn't her husband would kill both of them. so he grabbed hi clothes and jumped. To his delighted surprise there was a Marathon going on, so he joined the crowd of runners and tried to blend in the best he could. After a couple of minutes some of the people started asking why he was running naked? He replied I feel best when I run in the nude. Another runner asked do you always run with your clothes under your arm he said yes that way @ the end of the race he can slip his clothes on get in his car and leave one other person asked do you always run wearing a condom he said only when it rains!
2006-11-14 10:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by Richard W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I learned my lesson a long time ago in marriage number one.
I love my now husband and know it would break his heart if I cheated on him. Think before you jump into bed with someone else. Picture the hurt look on your partners face if he/she finds out. Was it all worth it?
2006-11-14 11:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Juanitaville 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading your jokes always help me get through another dreary day at work. Thank you.
2006-11-15 09:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by Bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, most cheaters eventually get caught,
my ex-husband left 'pics' of his girlfriend
around, and after marrying her, she 'cheated'
on him, talk about 'what goes around,comes
around.'(:
2006-11-14 10:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by Jaymagiclady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eventually , yes, the truth will come out...been there, done that.
2006-11-14 10:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by jennav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-14 10:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Raven 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good story, thanks for the laugh!!
2006-11-14 10:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by Muse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋