My wife has some pretty good ones. I like hearing them; they are pretty funny because I know what the guy was thinking. It is even possible I may have botched a few come on lines in my younger years.
2006-11-14 08:52:05 · 5 answers · asked by Brian 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I told a guy : Oh, I'm back at the gym" then he said and I quote:
"as far as exercise you need some of that horizontal aerobic exercise with no strings I will be willing to help you out with. "
Needless to say, never talked to the guy again... what a rude moron!
I betcha no one can top that one!
2006-11-14 09:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Blunt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was breaking up with a b/f, after we had dated for 7 months and I found out he did something stupid behind my back and lied about it. After I reamed him out and started driving away he yelled "I love cake!"
Wasn't really a pick up line, more of a desperate attempt to keep me b/c he was afraid to say "I love you" and that was the closest thing he could come up with.
2006-11-14 16:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by redbeansandrice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody call heaven because an angel is missing.... or.. was your dad an alien because there is no one else like you on earth.. my personal favorite is .. I know milk does a body good.. but damn baby how much have you been drinking ..
2006-11-14 17:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've herd..."baby you look tighter than the shoelaces on my shoes" Oh brother that one was dumb.
2006-11-14 16:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a model? (I'm 5'2 and not 80 lbs. nuf said!)
2006-11-14 16:55:52 · answer #5 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋