We separated and I gave her purse collection to strippers one night. It was quite the party!!! Designer purses were flying all over the place and the lap dances were unreal. We have since reconciled and is very upset her purses are gone. What should I tell her happened to them?
2006-11-14 08:32:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Holy Sh1t.....this is so funny that I almost wet myself.....
way to go dude.....tell her that you had them auctioned off to help needy children, or some sh1t like that.....then every time you see her carrying her purse, think of all the fun you had......your my HERO....
2006-11-14 08:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by aubreytaegan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA that is the funniest story I heard thus far
Humm? the Truth shall set you free, Im sure she'll be appualled and upset and want to F6ck you up about it, you wreep what you sew and if one night of a great time was worth it then you need to step up and except the consequences...Unfortuantely, God I wish I could be a fly on the wall (If you are even MAN enough to tell the truth) if not tell her you heard someone was burglarizing houses for Gucci bags.
HAHAHAHAHAHA what a dumb azz you were that night, now strippers are walking around town with your wifes designer Coach, and Luis Vatton bags why didnt you give them the shoes too so they could walk out in style?
2006-11-14 16:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I think that was wrong for you do to that.. because what if she gave your car or something that you spent some money on to a man, you would be pissed off. But you need to tell her because what if one of the strippers see her and tell anyways... yeah, women do crazy stuff like that. she knows that her stuff didn't just fly out of the window. you need to be a man and tell her. but if you're not, you need to replace all those purses and then apologize then tell her. and that might soften the blow a little bit.. But you know you was dead wrong for that and now you gettin back with her... boy do you got a situation on your hands. We women don't play about no damn purses!
2006-11-14 16:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. PHILlis (in training) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honesty is the best policy???? You could tell her some made up story, but then if she finds out the truth, you're screwed. Tell her the truth and promise to replace them. You were separated and it was done out of anger and hurt. Life goes on. If her purses matter more than you do then she must be pretty shallow. Best to be over and done with her.
2006-11-14 16:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by jare bare 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the truth....if she is more upset about the purses than the lap dances then you two were made for each other.
Moron!
2006-11-14 16:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by Buff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with BVC. The purses are gone- now get ready to buy her newer better ones. I just hope she doesn't see a stripper walking around with her purses one day!
2006-11-14 16:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by d☻min☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For God's sake, don't tell her you gave them to strippers in exchange for lap dances! You can tell her you gave them to charity, and you were too stupid to request a tax receipt. Then there's the semi-illusion you're a good guy for doing something charitable, even if it was out of spite at the time.
Make it up to her by getting her some purses she likes every now and then. And keep your lapdance memories to yourself.
2006-11-14 16:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by northernbornsoutherner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would tell her that just the thought of holding on to those purses was to much to bare emotionally,they reminded you of her.So to make things easier with the heartbreak you were feeling you decided to give them to peeps that could really use them.Then apoligize to her with a nice romantic dinner of some sort and a new purse for a new beginning!!
:) I hope this helps,,good luck!!!!
2006-11-14 16:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The truth... In light of it all - you are worth more than her purses! (giggling here) And you have to admit that down the line, you all will be laughing about this... I know I am!
I just asked my co-worker - She said she'd be p/o if she was your wife! And you should tell her you sold them on ebay! This is something you never disclose to her...
take your pick!
2006-11-14 16:59:03 · answer #9 · answered by T. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..tell her that you gave them to a well respected and a really deserving ( put as many reallys depending how good the lap dances were ) Charity . Then promise to replace them with brand new, latest style ones .. lol.. Good luck
2006-11-14 16:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋