First of all, I have a small package (yikes) and I never get naked. But recently at a friends house a group of folks wanted to strip and jump in the hottub. For once in my life, i was spontaneous and joined in.
There were 5 women 3 guys and as soon as we were all naked the girls started playfully joking about my small penis.
It was mortifying!!! I laughed it off and they really meant no harm, but now I am super embarrassed about it. Since then they have teased me a little bit and even when they are not, in my mind I obsess about it.
What should I do to get over this embarrassment?
2006-11-14 08:31:24 · 16 answers · asked by bob_xc452 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I am a female however I have compassion for your discomfort. I think it is a little like being the fat girl in the crowd. My advice when someone teases a little I might respond in with I may be little but I always please my gal and kinda smile as if I had a secret. . Beleive every woman in the world understands the size of the penis is never the issue it is how you use and how caring you are of your partners needs.
2006-11-14 08:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fact is that when the penis is hard, if you're barely over 6", then you are average. This is basically true for all races. It really doesn't matter how big it is when it's small. The next time one of these girls makes a little joking comment about it, I would be ready to respond with a confident smile and say; "but you might be plesantly surprised at my size in 'other' situations." Leave it at that and go about your business. This will make those girls curious. They will want to know and see for themselves. What you do next is up to you. Enjoy!
and for Qt Pie, boobs of any size are fine. Guys like what is different, so if his gf has large boobs, then he wants to see yours. Plus small boobs are generally more sensitive, remain perky longer, doesn't cause back problems, etc. Over the long term, being smaller can have it's advantages.
2006-11-14 08:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get over it man. They are all more or less the same when erect anyhow. Also, it is not the size of the wand but the magic of the magician. I am not overly endowed myself but I have had no complaints in over fifty years and have even had some women tell me they preferred to have me as a partner than other, larger, men.
2006-11-14 08:39:11 · answer #3 · answered by SevenZulu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a joke of it! Tell them next time "this is your hot tub penis, you don't want the your real one to get all wrinkled in the tub", something to make a joke of it.
Don't let what you seem to feel uncomfortable about keep you from having fun. IMHO, it's not the quantity but the quality... I'm sure you are just fine when you get down to it! :-) So relax.
2006-11-14 08:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by BVC_asst 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore them. They are not perfect either. And if they are teasing you then they are not your friends. Most people prefer a penis that is functional and clean anyway, so just take care of your penis and it will treat you and your partner(s) right. I suggest using a penis health creme called Man1 Man Oil as it is basically a multi-vitamin creme made just for guys. It will boost the overall health of your penis and raise your confidence too. Stay strong brother. Cheers.
2016-03-31 06:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start doing your tongue excercises! Don't sweat it. When the right women comes along that hopefully won't be an issue. It's what you do with the thing, not how big it is.
2006-11-14 08:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your naked, its cold outside, and you jump in a tub of water. Of course your package is gonna shrivel up. There is nothing for you to worry about. It happens to all men.
2006-11-14 08:35:02 · answer #7 · answered by shell7024 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ask your wife what you should do after you get married and stay out of hot tubs you dope. Find some friends that respect themselves
2006-11-14 08:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get over it. It's not the end of the world ya know. I'm not happy with my small boobs. But i have to take what god gave me.
2006-11-14 08:36:26 · answer #9 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have a "pencil dick" that's sharpened all they way down to the eraser. Wow, I feel for ya dude. Just learn to live with it, cuz it's a fact of life and ain't a damn thing you can do 'bout it.
2006-11-14 08:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋