First of all, I have a small package (yikes) and I never get naked. But recently at a friends house a group of folks wanted to strip and jump in the hottub. For once in my life, i was spontaneous and joined in.
There were 5 women 3 guys and as soon as we were all naked the girls started playfully joking about my small penis.
It was mortifying!!! I laughed it off and they really meant no harm, but now I am super embarrassed about it. Since then they have teased me a little bit and even when they are not, in my mind I obsess about it.
What should I do to get over this embarrassment?
2006-11-14 08:30:11 · 7 answers · asked by bob_xc452 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
accept yourself as you are! length doesn't matter as far as satisfying a woman anyway.
2006-11-14 08:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have to agree with Molly B. Size isn't what matters. That is the biggest myth in the world. Most guys with big packages are so caught up with what they have that they don't know what they are doing in bed. They either hurt you or are trying to be too careful not to hurt you. Did you know the average penis is 4 inches? Don't worry about it. No one really wants a porn penis. It's made for just that, porn! You are probably average size and are just obsessing about it so much you think it's small. I'm sure you have had sex with women who thought it was great! The best sex I ever had was with and average sized man. The worst, was with someone who was huge. So be pleased with what you and have and master your bedroom skills so that a woman doesn't even care if it's 2 inches or 10! Be confident and the friends of yours have their laugh. It will die down soon. Good Luck!
2006-11-14 08:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Lovemykids 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just grin and bear it. Ok, so you have a small penis. But does that really change the person who you are on the outside? No. It doesnt. They know that as well.
If it bothers you so much you feel the need to say something back to them, maybe you can joke back with them something like "Well, it was cold you know!" or "good things come in small packages"
Either way, you should not let it bother you. You are who you are.
2006-11-14 08:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by billiejoe4me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all, like what ya got.
Second, and this works almost all the time, if a women comment about how small your package is tell her, "I bet your @ss won't think so." Tag, she is now it!
2006-11-14 08:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by BionicNahlege 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The next time they tease you, look them square in the eye and tell them that they'll never know what they're missing until they try it with you. You never know - it might work!
2006-11-14 08:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that it's not the size, it's the skill and there's no need to be afraid.
2006-11-14 08:33:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Tea bag" them when they are sleeping!
2006-11-14 08:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Poker Face 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋