about Seinfeld: art vandalay?

Question

i know george uses this name a lot
but in one episode jerry and kramer have to use nicknames like these
and i can't remember those names... i have no info about that episode too...
but i know that the day was sunday and there were a lot of traffic and -i think- kramer needed to go to the bathroom. so he fakes his name to a real estate agent and he goes into a flat... and jerry needed to watch a football game so he does the same trick to get into the house

i'm so desperate... please i can't remember the names!!

Answer 1

Jeez...calm down, kiddo.

Kramer's alter ego used the name H.E. Pennypacker. Jerry's went by the name of Kel Varnsen. The episode, called 'The Puerto Rican Day,' was the final half-hour episode of the series and originally aired on May 7, 1998. Jerry first used the Kel Varnsen name in a season 3 episode called 'The Boyfriend,' when answering the phone in his apartment with Keith Hernandez on the other end. He was pretending to own a latex company for which George was pretending to be a salesman.

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(clip: The Puerto Rican Day)

KRAMER: Yes, uh, I'm interested in the apartment.

SALES WOMAN: Yes! Come in, come in.

KRAMER: Ok.

SALES WOMAN: I'm Christine Nyhart.

KRAMER: Oh. Delicious to meet you.

SALES WOMAN: Did the broker send you over?

KRAMER: Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. (sniffing wall) Mmm. Mombassa, hmm?

SALES WOMAN: The asking price is $1.5 million.

KRAMER: Oh, I spend that much on after shave. Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day. Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto?

SALES WOMAN: No.

KRAMER: How about a bathroom?

SALES WOMAN: It has 4.

KRAMER: Yes, and where would the absolute nearest one be?

SALES WOMAN: Just down the hall.

KRAMER: Oh, thank you.

Answer 2

In "The Puerto Rican Day", George pretends to be Vandelay (along with Jerry as Varnsen and Kramer as Pennypacker) to try and sneak into an open house to view a Mets game.

Answer 3

Yep-
Kramer calls himself H.E. Pennypacker in that episode you're talking about. That episode is caled "The Puerto Rican Day." I don't remember Jerry making up a name for himself. But yeah, George caled himself Art Vandalay.
Other nicknames Kramer used in that show are Dr. Van Nostran and Peter Van Nostrum.

Answer 4

The backwards episode was once enormously humorous and beautifully ingenious writing. But for laughs, mine needed to be the only wherein Kramer hit a golfing ball into the ocean wherein it lodged within the blow gap of a whale which beached itself wherein George, who had satisfied a date he was once a marine biologist, occurred to be running along with his date, and George retrieved the golfing ball, and awarded it on the espresso keep--I do not feel I have laughed so difficult considering that the wine vat scene from I Love Lucy!

Answer 5

That's a shame, I've seen every single episode at least 5 times and I can't remember those names.