2006-11-14 07:56:40 · 16 answers · asked by KU 4 in Travel ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Manchester
I can't afford a holiday.
2006-11-14 07:57:02 · update #1
Go down to your doctors, show him some cool ninja moves before taking him hostage and threatening to keep him in his surgery at sword point until he has seen all the hypocondriac patients he's been fobbing off for weeks. Let him go only when he agrees to section you! You may even be able to extend your holiday by having a spell in the local prison for free! Where you will be pampered and free to enjoy yourself for the duration of your stay!
Have a nice hol!!
2006-11-14 08:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 06:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to section yourself. You can go to a mental health hospital and submit yourself voluntarily for treatment and they will admit you. If you really want to be sectioned, you need a doctor and a social worker to recommend you for treatment.
2006-11-14 08:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by cherril s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That isn't even remotely funny. If you think being detained in a mental health institution is a holiday, maybe you should visit one, it will soon change your mind.
2006-11-14 08:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ride naked down from the hills, bareback on a stallion with a bone through your nose and scream 'incy moo moo'
2006-11-14 10:20:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But you have only just come out of the locker, why do you want to go back so soon. I'll send Dr Who round, he will sort you.
2006-11-14 08:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them youve been on here for 6 weeks
2006-11-14 08:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by cotoneaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know the first sign of madness is hairs in the palm of your hand.
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2006-11-14 08:26:41 · answer #8 · answered by Andyp P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By showing your poor doctor your post on here
2006-11-15 04:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just agree with everything Tony Blair and Bush says
2006-11-14 08:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by cowboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋