IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
2006-11-14 07:01:11 · 12 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
AT WORK- the guy in the cubicle next to you picks his nose
IN PRISON- your roomate beats you to a pulp, then has sex with you
2006-11-14 07:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still love my work encrusted life, even if I seek the solitary confinement and the wild sex life.
2006-11-14 22:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by Keanu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C'mon lets rob a bank and set ourselves free c'mon
In jail they give you coffee
In jail they give you tea
In jail they give you everything
Except the blinkin key !!
2006-11-14 15:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this....its so true...I have even copied and pasted to distribute to all my friends ! I think we should all go to jail next week !
2006-11-14 22:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by ne_patriots2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...funny I thought about those things before.
2006-11-14 15:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by Zeo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have seen this before but I like it! It's so true!
2006-11-14 15:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by fr3aky_lb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but thank God the trusth isn't that bad!
Enjoy ur work today :)
2006-11-14 15:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by Ouzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you have first hand experience of prison.......do the crime do the time..buddy
2006-11-14 15:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by michael b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if it upsets you sue their a££ for infringing your human rights.
2006-11-14 15:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by Crazy Diamond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IN PRISON you get raped averyday by blacks and latinos
AT WORK you get paid and you get laid
2006-11-14 15:21:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋