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Now that's funny !!!!
You could always knight him "Sir ******" !

2006-11-14 06:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by jarhed 5 · 1 0

No and be care full. A man and his wife where driving on day and following a horse drawn cart. As they went along all of the sudden the horse stopped and the husband had to slam on the brakes. After they got going again the husband just shook his head and said " That's once" Again the horse stopped suddenly and again the husband slammed on the brakes and yelled out the window " That's twice" A little while up the road the horse stopped short again. This time the husband got out and shot the horse. The wife couldn't believe what she had seen and started yelling at the husband who quickly looked at his wife and said " That's once".

2006-11-14 07:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by fr2fish 3 · 1 0

If you are Royalty of the pain in the ***, then your husband is the King of the toilet. So now both of you are Royalty

2006-11-14 07:11:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Of course you are royal, but.....................that must mean he is royal too!
So is he..........King over all his domain and everyone Else's?
The Prince of Tides where he can't use the toilet properly?
Or is he the greatest husband in the world because he got to marry someone funny and kind like you!

2006-11-14 07:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by wildmedicsue 4 · 1 0

Do you really need to ask this question? No, you are not royalty for that reason. Your husband doesn't really mean it.

2006-11-14 07:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by surani_ud 3 · 0 0

Believing you are considered royalty will probably just exacerbate the situation...you may want to ask him why he thinks this way...

2006-11-14 06:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Mac 6 · 1 0

Yes, all hail the queen of butt pain.

2006-11-14 06:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes u are if he has a royal butt :-)

2006-11-14 20:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0 0

Could be. Are you Greek too?

2006-11-14 06:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i have no words for you

2006-11-14 11:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by pelancha 6 · 0 0

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