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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?".

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die.".

She says, "Of course, Dear.". They make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..."

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don’t!".

2006-11-14 06:46:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

14 answers

Too Good Man. Loved it

2006-11-15 10:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Eraser 1 · 1 0

No. She gave in to his needs. She is a good wife. She just needs her rest for her job. She sounds like a great wife.

2006-11-14 06:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats funny but I guess she has a point

2006-11-14 06:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by floydsimpalass 2 · 0 0

Yes it is grounds for divorce but his estate will need to sue her as he will be dead

2006-11-14 06:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by fortyninertu 5 · 0 0

Okay...I'll settle for a BJ then

2006-11-14 06:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-11-14 06:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by Barrett G 6 · 0 0

Not a problem in divorce court at all. Ha! Good one thanks for sharing.

2006-11-14 06:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 0 0

LOL
LMAO
Ha Ha Ha..
good one :)

2006-11-14 06:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was just mean.

2006-11-14 06:48:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol that was funny i guess so

2006-11-14 06:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by chuckles82791 3 · 0 0

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