i've had gas all day at work. the most recent fart held a solid surprise. a shart, if you will. it feels like a cold pancake and smells like Korean food. i cant leave work to take care of it. people in the office are starting to give me strange looks when passing by my desk. what should i do?
2006-11-14 05:47:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
take your underware off and throw them away
2006-11-14 05:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by justme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This time should be treasured. Nothing like having a free pancake. The only logical thing to do is let it sit for the rest of the day and then go home as normal. Clean it up tomorrow morning before work.
In the meantime, pretend nothing is wrong. If someone asks about the smell, say "what smell?".
2006-11-14 05:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by Big Momma Carnivore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask around or search the break room for some wet naps. Take off your drauws and toss them out. Perhaps call a confidant and have them bring you some clothes and wipes.
2006-11-14 11:54:58 · answer #3 · answered by yeah , yeah whatever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might want to talk to your manager about Workers Compensation they will be able to help you with that. I know one time I did the same thing except that it when down my leg and onto the floor which made me fall and break my hip.
2006-11-14 05:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Chad S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋