2006-11-14 05:18:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because, young one:
When he was in the forest a wild boar crossed his path. Chuck then picked him up, spun him upside-down and digested him telekinetically. And he wasn't even hungry.
It's also a little-known fact that there were 4 wisemen. When Christ was born one gave him gold, another frankincense, and another myrrh. Chuck gave Jesus the gift of beard, which Jesus loved above all other gifts and proudly wore it. The wisemen got jealous and kicked Chuck out of the Bible. They all died of mysterious roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris punched himself out of his Mother's womb and shortly thereafter grew a beard.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
That's why.
2006-11-14 05:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't answer for someone else, and I've never asked about him on here.
That said, if I were to ask about him, I would ask, "Where is Chuck Norris?", and it would be in the desperate hope that the answer would be that he is forever trapped in a continuous loop of film where he is "kicking" a bad guy.
I suppose he's a nice guy, but his acting is, well--not acting...
2006-11-14 13:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by sillkee1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Chuck Norris is the greatest,most deadly marlial artist of all time! Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil to become the most deadliest man on the planet,then he roundhouse kicked the devil in the face,and took his soul back!
2006-11-14 13:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by Carl The green's keeper 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because Chuck Norris is a God..
2006-11-14 13:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is the coolest Cowboy/Ninja EVER!
He's also the only cowboy/ninja ever. : )
2006-11-14 13:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by Pirate Hooker 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He is the Spaz Martial Arts communities poster boy...
2006-11-15 10:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was in the TV show "Walker, Texas Ranger" for 8 years, and he was in the Missing in Action movies before that.
2006-11-14 13:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because if we started asking questions about Jet Li.... we'd have no reason to watch great movies like House of Flying daggers
2006-11-14 13:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by jtaylorsewell 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Same reason why you ask questions,people want answers.
2006-11-14 14:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, he is a texan with a nice body, enough said.
2006-11-14 13:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by sweetsmile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋