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Got my wife a headstone once, she was not happy at all

2006-11-14 05:08:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

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I got a new toilet seat and some pans. Would have rather had the headstone to use for him....

2006-11-14 05:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by notfreeinnh 3 · 0 1

I promised my gf a surprise on a pay day. Unforunately, I had to work late,it was in the middle of a major snowstorm,banks closed early,everything was closed.
We had been fighting a lot and this only made things worse- she screamed and cried that I had not gotten her a surprise.- I promised a night out, dinner and movie, dancing(which I hate), a trip to the mall for clothes shopping- nothing doing- she wanted a surprise NOW !~
I headed back out into the storm to the supermarket- the only place open.
She opened up her gift wrapped box of "pigs feet" as I moved my belongings out of her apartment.

2006-11-14 13:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by hiding1959 5 · 1 1

Well this didnt happen to me but a friend of mine when she got married. Her husband imports industrial diamond products from china and he has a very close relationship with one of the suppliers. As a gift his chinese associate gave them an oriental custom (an animal created using origami) In the thankyou card they didnt really say much about the gift, just something like "thanks for the neat gift" a few months later they were cleaning things out of the basement and ran accross this origami piece again. they were going to throw it out and in the process of doing so they were playing around with it tossing it back and forth until it broke open. Inside, it was stuffed to the gills with money, QUITE A LARGE SUM of money! And to think they almost tossed it out!!!

Oh wait i just remembered one. My sister and her husband live in England and one year for Christmas they gave me a "Spotted Dick".. actually its a really excellent dessert but they should come up with a better name!

2006-11-14 13:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jonny B 5 · 0 1

I was going with a very wealthy man and I really loved him, in fact he was millionaire. For Xmas he bought me a Timex Watch and gave me old smoke turkey that one his employees failed to pick up. I had bought some real nice gifts that I really couldn't afford . I took that Timex and stomped it in the floor and threw that old cold turkey his face and ended relationship real fast like, I just knew he was getting me a new car, you talking about mad I was madder than mad,

2006-11-14 13:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by Nicki 6 · 0 1

That is too funny. I got a Hip n Hop. Dildo! The gift that keeps on giving.

2006-11-14 13:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by Just Because 2 · 0 1

I bought my partner an acre of rain-forest for christmas last year - he says it was the best present ever.

2006-11-14 13:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by Leapling 4 · 0 1

Probably puddings and gravy but there ios a story of why i got it but thats just a little to long

2006-11-14 13:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My hisband asked me for a jig-saw (electric), I went out and out him an Elvis Presley Jig Saw Puzzle. He wasn't impressed.

2006-11-14 13:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by angelswings 3 · 0 1

My husband bought me a new front door 3yrs ago for my birthday,now he just wants me to walk thro it and not walk back

2006-11-14 13:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

One of my partner bought me a massive toy one time, there was no way I was going to use it......It was scary looking

2006-11-14 13:10:21 · answer #10 · answered by amandamartin49 3 · 0 1

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