My sister got mad because I leave the toilet seat up. She then asked why us men can't aim. I said well, when it is a stream you can aim it, but those last few drips cannot be aimed. She thought i was lying but its true. Those last few drips cannot be aimed. We are doing you a favor by putting the seat up. At least you wont have to sit in a puddle of piss.
2006-11-14 04:36:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
javelin, do you really wanna sit on a toilet after a mans *** has touched it??
2006-11-14 04:40:41 · update #1
There's three things wrong with this defense of yours.
1) If you make the mess, you should clean it up. We do. And yes, girls make messes sometimes too, you just never see them.
2) It takes less than ten seconds to grab a handful of toilet paper, wipe any drips clean so there won't BE a puddle, and lower the seat.
3) If you leave the seat up, then guess where our bottoms wind up? IN THE PISS THAT YOU LEFT!
It is not hard to get into the habit of putting the seat down. My father did it for as long as I've been alive. My brother mastered it before he was a teenager.
Common courtesy, try it sometime. It'll make your life better.
2006-11-14 04:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by triviatm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ever heard of toilet paper.....???? Dab it after you go, then guess what?...no drips, no slips, no errors...then put the seat down.
there is nothing wierd about a guy dabbing, shaking doesn't always work, and you are right, it can end up anywhere from the ceiling to the floor, just dab, also, you won't end up with those 'wet spots' on your pants that you guys never notice....but we do and it aint prettty. lol.
2006-11-14 12:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny.....but true. My husband has the same problem, but he wipes the toilet when he's done instead of letting it sit there.......That might be an idea for you...maybe she'll get off your back....I'm not a guy, but I understand......
2006-11-14 12:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by Mommy of 2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are at home sit down to piss. Why in hell do men want to have to clean up a piss ridden toilet at home. What the hell is so macho about standing up to pee in the privacy of your own home.
2006-11-14 12:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by javelin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I live alone and have never needed a woman to clean up after me. Y would want to live like a slob. Woman are have other uses than to clean up messes that men make. If you know what I mean.
2006-11-14 13:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by kd 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, you could clean the last drops OR if you dont whant to clean it put the toilet seat DOWN!!
2006-11-14 12:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by golondris_1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Listen, its a woman's job to clean the toilet. If you piss on it, don't worry. When she complains, tell her she is lucky your not pissing on the floor.
Hand her a bucket and a mop and tell here to shut up and clean. Then get you a beer.
2006-11-14 13:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by holicheese 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why not just clean up your mess
2006-11-14 12:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by megan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋