what is it about males that you think is the funniest?
2006-11-14 03:56:27 · 28 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
DEFINITELY - Man Speak !!!!!
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," OR "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
OH ALRIGHT...... THESE TOO.....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like... Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2006-11-14 04:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by helene m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A group of them could get together at 20 30 40 even 60 years old and talk about sports for hours even if they don't know each other.
2006-11-14 04:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by lilygateau 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 02:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way men tell a joke and screw up the punchline.
The way some men can't express their feelings
when George shrinks
2006-11-15 00:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way they stumble around trick questions like Do you think I'm fat? or Do you like my shoes? Its like in one split second they are searching through everything they know, just to figure out what to say.
2006-11-14 04:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
their bacon stripped underwear
the pubic hairs they leave on the toilet
the way you would think they were dying when they have a simple cold
the way they ignore you when they are watching tv
i love men!
2006-11-14 04:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When shaving the face, they make the most twisted looking faces around, lol
2006-11-14 04:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by Moose 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Their pride and ego and the messes it constantly gets them in
2006-11-14 04:02:39 · answer #8 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That when they fall in love with you they always make an a s s of themselves!
And of course, when they fart!
2006-11-14 03:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
their sense to try and act like they're all big and mighty and that they don't have emotions, but deep down i know they do. every man needs to cry at sometime or another.
2006-11-14 04:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by christina 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋