Before And After Marriage
· Before - You take my breath away.
· After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
· Before - Twice a night.
· After - Twice a month.
· Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
· After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.
· Before - Ricky & Lucy.
· After - Fred & Ethel.
· Before - Saturday Night Live.
· After - Monday Night Football.
· Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
· After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
· Before - Don't Stop.
· After - Don't Start.
· Before - The Sound of Music.
· After - The Sound of Silence.
· Before - Is that all you are eating?
· After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.
· Before - Wheel of Fortune.
· After - Jeopardy.
· Before - It's like living a dream.
· After - It's a nightmare.
· Before - $60/dozen.
· After - $1.50/stem.
· Before - Turbocharged.
· After - Needs a jump-start.
· Before - We agree on everything!
· After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
· Before - Victoria's Secret.
· After - Fruit of the Loom.
· Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
· After - Ball and chain.
· Before - Idol.
· After - Idle.
· Before - He's lost without me.
· After - Why can't he ask for directions?
· Before - When together, time stands still.
· After - This relationship is going nowhere.
· Before - Croissant and cappuccino.
· After - Bagels and instant coffee.
· Before - Oysters.
· After - Fish sticks.
· Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
· After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?
· Before - Romeo and Juliet.
· After - Bill and Hillary.
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset... I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old, and as you know, I am a Math teacher at our local
college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the Assistant Tennis
Coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference...
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18... therefore, I will
not be home until sometime tomorrow."
2006-11-14 04:18:40
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answer #1
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answered by helene m 4
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Why do some Women cheat?
Why do some PEOPLE cheat?
1.) Grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side. Really it is!
2.) Not getting enough attention from home. (of course it shouldn't matter if your spouse works 50 hours a week and is tired the end of the day! This is about your needs)
3.) Your spouse/ partner doesn't tell you how hot you are and make you feel pretty/handsome. This absolutely gives you the right to go out and wh0re around on them!
4.) You aren't really sure that love your partner/spouse anyway, and definitely need to "test drive" other potentials before you leave him/her!............
BULL SH*T
They cheat cuz they have
no morals.
no character
no sense of decency.
Plain
& simple.
2006-11-14 12:11:27
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answer #2
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answered by Shakira 3
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Reasons guys may cheat and possible solutions:
Bored in bedroom because it is the same thing all the time, spice it up keep him interested and flirt with him, let him know you think he is sexy and all that fun stuff.
Some are just plain jerks, then you have a solution right there, dump his ***.
Sometimes some guys will end up cheating if they are intoxicated and regreting it the next day. Then the trust issue is rocky.
Keep him excited in you, be silly, goof around, leave notes for him and hide em, grab him once in awhile and act like it is the first time you ever kissed him, you know? People get bored if the pattern is bla day after day. Be creative and interesting,
2006-11-14 12:04:34
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answered by sassygirl2473 2
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Great all the guys who have answered this question on here, seem to be fine with cheating, making excuses, like oh, we're all dogs. No, even dogs know right from wrong!
2006-11-14 12:00:57
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answer #4
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answered by Premo Mom 5
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Same reasons women do: No Integrity (they could at least be decent enough to break up with you before they go prowling), they have low interest in you and the relationship. Hard to say why they aren't interested: are you stuck in a rut, is your attitude positive, are you flexible, did you demonstrate affection, did you two take time to date each other after the relationship was serious?
Take some time to develop yourself and your own interests, become a more interesting person that is happy with themself, and then find somebody who is really interested in you.
2006-11-14 12:01:35
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Because they can just like you should feel
until your walking done the il anybody is open game
spar yourself next time by checking out his family loyalties, how he treats and feels about his mother sister's etc, the type of friends he hangs out with and how they treat there significant others. Sometimes the clues are all there we just let a few acceptable things cloud our judgement on what he really is. In short he is what he is.
2006-11-14 12:12:39
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answer #6
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answered by Reenell W 1
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because they are a bunch of air heads that think that since everything is good you wont know that they are cheating and so they cheat and think you have nooo idea and they dnt want your say cuz they think that we dnt care well heres a news flash about me.... you cheat on me and you better have a cup or you won't even want to cheat on me or ne one else
2006-11-14 12:00:08
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Most of the time, its because they just want something different. They are happy with what they have at home and don't need to worry about the emotional aspects of dating and are just interested in getting some new tail.
2006-11-14 11:58:24
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answer #8
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answered by Chris D 4
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You may think everything is alright but to him, apparently it is not.
Cheating is the result of not dealing with the issue before going outside the house.
2006-11-14 12:17:14
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answered by Flagger 6
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Everything may have been great for you but it was clearly not for him. I would need to know more about your situation to go into detail but this really is simple.
2006-11-14 12:01:08
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answered by onlineseeker 4
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