My pick would have to be "Jack Frost 2". "Jack Frost" is a convict who was somehow accidentally melted by some chemical and is able to freeze into to the form of a snowman and melt at will. In this sequel, he follows the cop who nabbed him to a resort on a tropical island and, of course, all hell breaks loose. In one scene, he actually lays little snowball eggs from which little baby snowman monsters hatch out. In another, he throws a snowball that takes off man's arm(!) and the sight of the blood spurting out is, to say the least, laughable.
2006-11-14 03:53:05 · 19 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Nothing can possibly be cheesier than the movie "CrakerJack'd". It's about a group of friends, who are black, having a party. Before the party they see a white guy who they know and they make fun of him, call him cracker or whatever,(hence the title) and then at their party everybody gets killed off one by one. THe worst scene has to be when one of the main guys is in a hot tub with a girl. She goes to the bathroom, and tries to take a dump, and while she's in there the killer drowns him. She comes out to find him face down in the hot tub, and gives him head to resuccitate him.
I will never forgive my friend for "recommending" that movie. He said it would be like the Evil Dead movies, but he was sooooooo wrong- it was just stupid.
2006-11-14 04:56:46 · answer #1 · answered by FallingAngel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Burning with Jason Alexander(with hair). This movie tried to cash in on the Friday the 13th movies. It was awful. The acting was horrible. The villian was lame. I was literally in tears from laughing. I vowed that I ever found that movie again that I would buy it. Jack Frost and Uncle Sam are close behind that movie
2006-11-14 04:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is from the early 80's, but I would have to say "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". OH MY GOD! It is the stupidest movie ever made! I rented it out of curiosity and only lasted 10 minutes, maybe 15. It showed tomatoes the size of sedans rolling down the street killing people. It was a waste of my time and $.
2006-11-14 04:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by Milkaholic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3 and Scary Movie 4.
2006-11-14 04:07:00 · answer #4 · answered by ATLien 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Halloween 3 was the cheesiest movie i have ever seen. First, it has nothing,zip, nada to do with Michael Meyers. There are killer robots, killer halloween masks and you will dearly miss the two hours of your life spent watching this yawner. I could of taken a nap.
2006-11-14 04:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by kevin p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say, "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", but that movie even spoofed itself. Hence, if Jack Frost 2 even tried to take itself seriously, then I dare say that it would rank as even cheesier.
2006-11-14 04:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things!
2006-11-14 04:00:18 · answer #7 · answered by John K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One called 'flesh' was pretty cheesy, but it was made that way purposefully. You might have the champion with the 'Jack Frost' series, tho!
2006-11-14 04:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Day of the Triffids" These "monsters" crawl up out of the ocean & attack a lighthouse. They look like a group of cornstalks & they kill them by squirting them with a hose! What a thriller!!!
2006-11-14 10:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by preacher55 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Polish Vampire in Burbank
Seemed like a porno movie with all the sex cut out.
2006-11-14 04:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by Shalvia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋