John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.
2006-11-14 02:26:33 · 46 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was Very Funny Dude...keep it up!
2006-11-14 06:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-11-14 02:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Pesty Wadoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-01 12:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-14 02:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is indeed, funny.
You can fool some of the people all the time, all the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom.
2006-11-14 02:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mothers do know everything. I am a mother and I know when my children lie to me also. you don't have to be a jewish mother because all mothers are the same.
2006-11-14 02:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by lover of Jehovah and Jesus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-14 02:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one- this is soooo tru ... never under-estimate a mother! She is ALWAYS right!
2006-11-14 02:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by Herb Queen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! that's funny and distrubing. If it wasn't a joke it would be disturbing but since it is it'sa funny one.
2006-11-14 02:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I find it funny and smart. This Mom knows her son!!!
2006-11-14 02:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by ginger13 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋