If you were to meet Osama Bin Laden, what 2 questions would ask him?

Answer 1

1. No matter what you say, I'm going to kick you in the nuts. Ok?

2. Would you like me to shoot you in the face, or in the throat?

Answer 2

Is George Walker Bush taking good care of you at his ranch in Texas and do you really like the Bushes?

Answer 3

1) You know you have a $50 million dollar bounty on your head right?

2) You want to do this the easy way or the hard way?

Answer 4

1. Why did he think he could ruin the U.S. by blowing up a few buildings and murdering over 3,000 people and has he accepted his failed attempt and 2. Why didn't he use a political forum in order to voice his concerns about U.S. policy and took a positive role in seeking a solution instead of resorting to violence?

Answer 5

1. Where did you get your resources to pull off 9/11?

2. Where are the rest of you sons-a-bitches hiding?

*Might require a little persuasion.

Answer 6

1. "What the HELL is the matter with you?"
2. "I hear that Whitney's not with Bobby anymore. Still Interested? If Whitney is unavailable, would you mind if we send someone else say like Britney? "

Answer 7

1- Did you be a part of attack of twin towers ?
2- Have you ever work with CIA

Answer 8

1. What's your bag, dad?
2. What kind of religion would justify killing people with bombs?

Answer 9

1) buried dead or alive?
2) rats or maggots in with you?

it wouldnt matter how he answers it would be alive with both.
and thats still no where near what he deserves

Answer 10

I'd only have one-- Do you have a problem with being buried here or would you prefer some place else?