If you find another woman who can wash salami better, is it ok? Wife doesn't like to do it.
2006-11-14 02:15:10 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
This was a joke people. I see that some of you have a sense of humor.
2006-11-14 02:24:15 · update #1
There are no justifiable reasons for cheating.
I can see that you only married your wife for sex.
And she's better off with someone who'll treat her with dignity, and not just treat her as some horny bastard's pleasure machine.
2006-11-14 02:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No it's not okay. Would you rather have your salami washed or stick in your wife's icebox? Most men prefer the box than a wash if they have to choose. Besides, do you ever eat at the Y? If you don't return the favor then why should she do it? Even if she doesn't like doing it and isn't very good you should be grateful if she does it once in a while! I'm sure that there are other things your wife can do better than any other woman out there...just gotta do a little exploring to find out what it is. In the mean time...let your wife do the washing when she wants and don't forget to return the favor!
2006-11-14 02:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't You Test how Good she Was At Washing salami Before you Married Her? You Better Watch Out If she Find's out someone Else Is Washing Your salami You May end Up With Sliced Salami.
2006-11-14 03:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by bob r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can tell there are more than a few things you are not good at. Why don't you try washing your own salami, maybe it would be a little more desirable.
By the way, maybe she is tired washing salamis by the time she gets to yours
2006-11-14 02:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ricky: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should buy an automatic salami washer. That way it wont rot. Sometimes if you cheat, your salami will rot and fall off. I recommend call the local golf shop. Maybe they can recommend something similar to the ball washer on the golf course.
2006-11-14 03:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by impatientone_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has nothing to do with washing salami, if you are going to cheat you will do it. no matter what the situation is.
2006-11-14 02:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by buttercup 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not a big fan of salami unless it on a pizza sometimes but i would say you probally don't want you salami dirty.
so maybe you should wash your own salami if it that big of a deal to you.
fag
2006-11-14 02:17:54 · answer #7 · answered by superbad91 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say go for it, id tried an older women, one in her 80's without the teeth and see if it just slides better, of course it might be a little slower, but it could be a good "wash"
2006-11-14 02:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by Salad Tosser 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really???
your wife washes the Cuban pork Sausage like shes a human vacuum jet.
Perhaps you are not using the right methods or giving her what she wants & needs..
2006-11-14 02:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With a question like that I wouldn't doubt it if she is washing someone elses's SALAMI. If she isn't...she should...what is her email address?
2006-11-14 02:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by aqua girl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋