That's all, just Good Morning and have a great day.
2006-11-14 01:45:17 · 11 answers · asked by fr2fish 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO!
HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY...
To make sure you start our day with a healthy chuckle & good attitude, here is some morning humour for you:
The Pastor and the Cat
He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then
was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk,
etc. The kitty would not come down.
The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided
that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the
tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.
He did all this, checking his progress in the car frequently,
then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree
would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten.
But as he moved a little further forward, the rope broke.
The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through
the air - out of sight.
The pastor felt terrible.
He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen
a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he
prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and
went on about his business.
A few days later he was at the grocery store and met one of his
church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and
was amazed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and
everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food
when you hate cats so much?"
She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her
little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept
refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again,
so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well if God gives you
a cat, I'll let you keep it."
She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get
on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you
won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes.
A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws
outspread, and landed right in front of her."
~ Dwight Nelson
(According to www.mountainwings.com, this is a true story about
the pastor of Mr. Nelson's church)
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Wishing you all the very best life has to offer.
Helene Malmsio
2006-11-14 01:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by helene m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Morning to you as well! Hope you have a wonderful day!
2006-11-14 01:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the same to you,
ps. good idea, everyone can always use a good morning.
2006-11-14 01:49:28 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya here in India...its night time...but thanx a lot buddy and same for u.
2006-11-14 01:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by sneha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very nice of you!Thanks,you too!
2006-11-14 01:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks....right back at ya!!
2006-11-14 01:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like someone got laid!
2006-11-14 02:16:13 · answer #7 · answered by Handsome Devil 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey but here in india it is 9pm .so good night.
but thanks anyway.
2006-11-14 01:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by cutey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey -
You too!!
2006-11-14 01:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by Tammy N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks. Wishing you the same.
2006-11-14 02:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by mimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋