The problem is he thinks he's an orange, but when we got there he wouldn't come out of my pocket. Do you think it's because he's not peeling very well?
2006-11-13 21:15:25 · 11 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
He's probably reached a ripe old age and needs to regain his zest for life. He may be feeling squashed. Pip him to the post and Orange a meeting with the kiwi psychiatrist; he's a grape doctor, but still prepear him for it. I knew a damson in distress once, she had a case of sour grapes as things had gone a bit pear shaped. But hurry or he may go bananas.
2006-11-13 21:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You need to explain to poor old Oswald that if he doesn't come out of your pocket he may run the risk of turning into a Chocolate Orange called Terry. This would be disastrous for him as he would surely end up being smashed open by Dawn French and devoured unceremoniously!
2006-11-13 22:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The thought of going to the psychiatrist is very appealing to your friend.
2006-11-13 21:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It maybe that it`s a she ? and the trauma of being plucked
when she wasn't expecting it causes her pocket escapades.
2006-11-13 21:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He probably thinks you are the one that is the nut, so maybe he is saying "nuts to you".
2006-11-13 21:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This happen to my orange...sadly he is a fruitcake now.
2006-11-13 21:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Give him some vitamin C - tell him to lick himself - that should make him feel better!
2006-11-13 22:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
yes that could be why give him a squeeze
2006-11-13 21:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-11-13 21:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny. I think.
2006-11-13 21:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by queenmaeve172000 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋