I am currently writing a script for a Robin Hood pantomime. The script is almost finished, however, it seems to be lacking slightly. What I really need to do is add in some topical jokes that are simple to learn, fit into a panto and will have the audience in stitches. Topics that spring to mind are school dinners, Iraq, North Korea etc. Let me know your ideas!
2006-11-13 21:05:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
Quick pass me my bow..... my hairs in my eyes.
2006-11-13 21:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes cost money, darling. Why don't you try really hard and think of some, since you are the writer? Alternatively, buy a book of jokes and adapt some. Here's a suggestion. Robin Hood is on tv, hoodies are in the news- Off you go. Writers- Honestly.
2006-11-14 07:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This bloke was in a restaurant and the waiter brought him his meal in a nosebag."What's the meaning of this?" asked the man indignantly."Oh sorry ,sir" said the waiter,"I must have misunderstood.The chef told me you come in every Tuesday and Thursday and eat like a horse."
Did you hear about the Irish restaurant that hired dwarf waiters to make the portions look bigger?
Good luck with the panto.Hope it's a huge success.
2006-11-16 11:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sory dont know any jokes except Q.why did the sausage roll A.because it saw the apple turnover!
I am a sad git
2006-11-14 16:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by dont know much 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋