you could be arrested for farting in public.There may be designated farting cubicles on every street corner to harness the power of the fart,Or will they just still be funny,god i'm bored! and i can't sleep.Does my question show my sleeping frustration,will this be added to the list of removed questions so many questions,can i get a hundred answers to a farting question?.now that would be just as funny as the farts themselves
2006-11-13 17:20:05 · 11 answers · asked by ''H'' 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
My almost 2 year old farts and he thinks its so funny but worst of all if he farts in a grocery store not only is he laughing after he says excuse me but there is adults laughing with him.I can see him laughing but what is so funny about a fart coming out of someones butt stinking up the air that they breathe?Yes your question shows your sleeping frustration.Hope farting never becomes illegal.Sometimes I cant hold them in myself.Hope you get 100 hundred answers.
2006-11-13 17:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by darlene100568 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a matter of Discretion. One does not "Pass Gas From One's "ASSet" in Church, Court, or at the Dinnertable. But, to Answer Your Question, Farts, in the Proper Setting, will always be Funny ! Remember the Campfire Scene from the Movie "Blazing Saddles" ? That will always be Funny, Juvenile Humor that will never get "Old and Stale".As to the Power of Human generated Methane Gas, the Amount is so Tiny and Miniscule, that it's not worth the Effort. Bovine Flattulence, also known as "B.S." Produces Copious amounts of Ca-Ca Gas. Now, if You could somehow Harness that Gas, You would save the Environment ! But "EL TORRO" is not going to sit down on a Toilet to have the Gass from His *ASSet* Saved. He will Kick Yours First !
2006-11-13 17:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by gvaporcarb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farting is one of the last great vestiges of our animal natures, next to sex. God forbid they ever make Gas-X mandatory. I can amuse myself for hours with farts. I even remember great farts I've had as far back as 25 years ago.
That's how Whoopi Goldberg got her name: she farts so much her friends started calling her "Whoopi" in reference to the famous cushion of the same name. And she's not ashamed of "dropping the air biscuits" as she states in her book.
I just wish, at my age, that so many of my potential farts would stop fooling me; I think they're just innocent farts, but sometimes it's a power-dump in disguise...
2006-11-13 17:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if the politians have anything to do with it, probably.
they'll try to prove its harmful to others, the surgeon general will make notices about it
then will be the campaining by health nut groups
finally put on a bill so everyone can vote on it
then make it illegal in public
just like smoking, everyone used to do it, now you cant
whats next?!
2006-11-14 06:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farts are classic!
2006-11-13 17:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by JoeJOE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...
We might also get paid for each fart...since it will be used to generate some sort of energy.
2006-11-13 17:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by junooni81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the rate we're going, the entire world will be like one big f..t.
2006-11-13 17:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You weren't sleepy or bored when you wrote this question, you were just trying to come up with a reason to ask a really stupid question. But wait there is no such thing as a stupid question just stupid people asking questions. >,<
2006-11-13 17:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by Joey G 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
in japan, people don't hold in their farts in public. can you imagine?
2006-11-13 19:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are already holding them against their will now.
2006-11-13 17:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by apes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋