We just got back from the wedding and my wife came out of the hotel bathroom all naked. I dont know what she wants? I have never been with a female before and I dont understand why she took her cloth off? Does she want me to wash them? Is she just showing me what she bought from the store?
I just want to drink some beer and go to sleep and I have no time to figure out why my new wife took her cloth off. Has this ever happened to anyone before?
2006-11-13 16:07:46 · 17 answers · asked by ast5792 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You silly man, you know you're just putting us on! And to you and others here, will you please spell the word correctly! It's clothes!!!
2006-11-13 16:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by liberalthinktank 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
PUT THE BEER DOWN! You wife wants to copulate, this is why some men get married in the first place. I cannot divulge the steps in this process, however just explain to your wife that you are a virgin. She will lead in the first dance. However, the next dance you should have the steps down pat!
2006-11-14 00:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cloth bad - cloth must be come off.
Arrrgh Hulk need woman love petal.
Hulk belly feel funny when woman off take cloth.
Grrr unf unf unf Hulk spring leak near leg.
2006-11-14 00:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes wash her clothes and clean the house while you are at it. Don't mind if the poolboy visits her in the bedroom while you are cooking and cleaning.
2006-11-14 15:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by SheRa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who doesnt make love on wedding night isnt normal.
2006-11-14 00:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes she did it to me 2 so i washed her things then got drunk and went to sleep
2006-11-14 00:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by freeman3905@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have that beer. Send me your wife. Only if she is hot
2006-11-14 00:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by kozydawg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She wants a rectal exam.
2006-11-14 00:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by WestCoastin4Life 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe shen wanna show you her new skin.
2006-11-14 00:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
happen to me once rigth after my wedding too.
2006-11-14 00:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋