If I'm neither here nor there, where am I?

Answer 1

Reality is subjective, and since you obviously think you must exist. Using the knowledge you have with the power of reason you can reason that you must be somewhere. That somewhere is wherever you expect to be; wherever your mind perceives you are all the time. Dreams, being the royal road to the unconscious, represent where you would expect to be if your mind had control over your senses.

Answer 2

Stuck in traffic?

By the laws of physics, location and velocity cannot be determined at the same time. So perhaps you are in the process of having your speed measured? If so, be sure to give a friendly wave to the cop with the radar gun.

P.S. If you get a ticket anyway, save the physics lecture for the judge. Bring in an expert witness that you cannot verify speed and location at the same time without violating Newton's Laws of Motion. If you don't win your case on an insanity plea, you might win a Nobel Prize.

Answer 3

Everywhere, and no where, depending on whether you are being watched or not...
Watch "What The Bleep Do We Know, Down The Rabbit Hole Edition DVD... You will see what I am talking about.
CyberNara

Answer 4

If you're neither here nor there, then you aren't anywhere.

Answer 5

Let's see, it is unstated, but any thing (including you) must be _somewhere_, so:

(somewhere)
&
(not here)
&
(not there)

Putting the first two together leads to =>

(somew)
&
(not there)

Putting these together leads to =>

SOMEWhat NOTt HERE

Which leads me to suggest that =>

You are in between!

Answer 6

In the twilight zone

Answer 7

You are somewhere else, possibly under my chair, it seems extra lumpy tonight.

Answer 8

In transist, moving.

Answer 9

You're lost in your own thoughts.

Answer 10

In a dilemma.