Every once in a while, say for instance while my wife is washing the dishes, I sneak up on her and punch her in the back of the head. Not to be mean or anything, I just don't want her getting sloppy.
2006-11-13 15:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I'm serious. Earlier this evening, I took the wife out back for her daily beating, and the neighbors called the ploice. The police told me I can't do that stuff anymore, so I'm looking for alternatives.
2006-11-13 16:01:10 · update #1
It's not nessesarily violence. It's more like harrassment. If it bothers her you should really stop.
2006-11-13 15:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by Melton 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
yes if you are using that as a way of intimidation. Why don't you look the term domestic violence up on your computer before you get your butt arrested.
Don't want you wife getting sloppy!! I'm sure she cleans your messy clothes, your beer bottles, your dishes, How much do you help out? I bet never. She should leave you and find someone who will respect her has a person not a piece of property.
2006-11-13 23:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by Gettin_by 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah it would be considered domestic violence, but if she was to grab a butcher knife out of the dishes and stabbed you in the nuts,well that would be considered self defense.
2006-11-14 00:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Hi 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is not even remotely funny. It makes me want to punch you in the back of your head.
2006-11-14 00:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by notyou311 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
if you are putting you hands on anybody in a way that is hurting them and they are asking you to stop then u are violating them...keep your hand to yourself
p.s.)what a d@ck head!!! and even though you are trying to be funny..its not a joke..people get beat and killed and tortured on a daily basis..it not very funny at all!
2006-11-13 23:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
your an idiot she should trun around and punch you right between the eyes then kick you in the head and tell you its not to hurt you. you should be in jail for punching her .
2006-11-14 00:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by bonnie j 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
For those who can't see- THIS IS A JOKE! Get a sense of humor.
2006-11-13 23:56:33 · answer #7 · answered by profile image 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Get used to it George, you guys lost the election BIG time.
2006-11-13 23:53:30 · answer #8 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
YOU ARE SICK, IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND I'D HAVE A BULLET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, AND AS FOR YOUR WIFE, SHE'S STUPIDER THAN YOU FOR STAYING WITH YOU, CAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY MAN, I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS, GOING TO PUT HIS HANDS ON ME
2006-11-14 04:45:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you should be arrested
2006-11-13 23:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by Shorty 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋