Stop producing ozone killing gas by not breathing (CO2, right?)
Bathe in aborted fetus's?
Let the convicts go as long as they promise to stop by my house for a little something every week?
Am I missing anything?
2006-11-13 14:56:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Ok, it seems there is one more to be added.
Be politically correct until your country explodes from insanity
2006-11-13 15:05:40 · update #1
Once again, you remind me of why you probably never get laid. Though almost assuredly you claim you get a lot.
2006-11-13 15:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well first you have to pass a standardized test that will hopefully show that you are not technically retarded. Once you have passed the standardized test, which eliminates most of the Conservatives trying to sneak in, you will be asked a series of questions. As long as you do not show any hubristic qualities or make any hypocritical comments your in.
2006-11-13 23:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by smartass 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, yes. There is some ritual cleansing needed to purify the soul of the stink of corruption, but so many conservatives are switching over these days that we're getting pretty good at streamlining the process.
2006-11-13 23:52:22 · answer #3 · answered by Gerty 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Equality for all not just a bunch of right-wing wacko Fundi-Repukes.
Do you people actually think that clean air is not an important issue?
And that your rights as individual people should be limited because some Fundi-Christian groups feel like they want to control the population by not allowing abortion?
And you all wonder why the Repukes lost the House & the Senate. If any of your responses are indicative of the former power-players, that is why you all LOST!
2006-11-13 23:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by Active Denial System™ 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
well, there is no ritual but there is a sort of criteria. to be a liberal one generally needs to be educated and to have read a genre aside from comic books. a liberal is usually suspicious of those who run governments, including those who run their own. liberals are also suspicious of the main stream media so often seek information from many different sources before forming opinions. liberals tend to think in the long term benefits and consequences for action and inaction which is why the environment is, more often than not, considered a liberal issue. liberals advocate the humane treatment of animals and the preservation of endangered species. liberals also tend to support the individual person versus cheering for mega corps, religious organizations and other forms of established power imbalance. liberals prefer peace to war, freedom to slavery, feeding people to killing them, housing them to bombing their homes and reasoned diplomacy to chickenhawk stupidity.
so you see? there is no magic ritual you can go through to become a caring and thinking person. it takes self awareness and a conscience to be a liberal. one can always become a liberal but in any given moment you either are or you're not.
judging by your "question" ... you're not.
2006-11-13 23:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by nebtet 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Hey straighten up and fly right. I don't bad mouth Conservatives we are all in this together Sorry to say your examples are vulger and crude My bathwater is just clean water I don;t want to see release of convicts Instead of badmouthing work together for solutions not diversity
2006-11-13 23:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by devora k 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
youre pretty sick, but Im sure you already knew that.
Im liberal, not very, but more then I am conservative. I am against abortion, and I think the penalties for most convicts should be a thousand times worse. You wrote about radical veiws and actions, because you are an extraordinarily ignorant person.
2006-11-13 23:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by [where groovy left off.] 1 · 5⤊ 3⤋
You must swear:
1. Allegiance to all countries which are not a Democratic Republic.
2. To undermine the United States of America at all costs.
3. To suck US workers dry of as much of their money as possible.
4. To never tell the truth.
2006-11-13 23:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by bystander1212 3 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Yes!
You start by continuing your education after the 7th grade.
Hopefully all they way through college. As you go through college, it becomes harder and harder for people to lie to you. You begin to watch Fox News, and it makes you feel dirty. You hear rush, and become angry, you see someone like Keith Olbermann and you feel enlightened. You hear John Stewart, and laugh. You win the 2006 mid terms, and you believe in the American system again.
2006-11-13 23:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by Russ C 2 · 8⤊ 4⤋
The primary requisite is to care about other people, including house outside America. That is apparently what you are missing.
2006-11-13 23:01:50 · answer #10 · answered by rec 3 · 6⤊ 4⤋