My sister lives down in Arkansas and has several pet horses. She has recently confided in me that she has been romantically involved with one of the horses and is strongly considering marrying him. She even said that the horse got down on his knees and proposed in a very romantic way. Is it legal in Arkansas to marry your horse or would she have to become pregnant first in order for it to be legal?? Help please I need your advice!!!
2006-11-13 13:32:40 · 20 answers · asked by flushing06 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
She can marry the horse. But he'll tear her apart when he tries to have sex with her and she'll just bleed till they take her uterus out...resulting in no kids. So...tell her she can go ahead!
2006-11-13 18:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by DrSH 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dear I have met desperate people but this is the icing on the cake. Let me guess: Which animal are you or your sister? You see i find it hard to figure out the level on which a human being could have a sexual relationship with a horse.
Look kiddo this is not question that you put on the air. It creates problems for the mind.
2006-11-13 13:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by sexonsight 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!
Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!
People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!
Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed!"
2006-11-13 13:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Markisms 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If she can do tht then i am moving out of arkansas right away! Dont want to end up with a women and her ex was a horse...
2006-11-13 13:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by Epidemic 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Arkansas is a human/animal rights state .....she just needs to go to the court house and file the papers.
2006-11-13 13:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Dave S 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to say you this, but I think your sister is insane! It´s just not natural, that´s why there are lots of humans in the world and diversity too
2006-11-13 14:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by sweetkatgurl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I Married My Horse
2017-02-26 15:01:35 · answer #7 · answered by defoor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yer sister sounds very lonely!
2006-11-13 13:39:52 · answer #8 · answered by cherryfrank@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, if what you say is true, then either your sister is insane or demon possessed! Probably both! Go for counseling.
2006-11-13 14:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by Dewdrop 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
she can marry her horse as long as they are not brother and sister if they are cousins this would be allowed in any southern states.
2006-11-13 13:38:44 · answer #10 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋