I met a girl at the bar last night, she wasn't good looking but I was drunk so I figured I might as well right. So we get back to my place and are making out and I said I was going to change into something more comfortable and went into the other room. I put on my elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and got my handheld camera. Then I stormed out of the room, screaming and yelling jibberish and jumped in her face. She screamed and ran out! I got the whole thing on tape! Is this the funniest thing ever?
2006-11-13 13:19:44 · 7 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
It probably IS the funniest thing ever! I would love to see the video. There's nothing more entertaining than sitting down with a few mates and drinking cans of beer whilst watching a video of a woman in total fear.
I think your next step is to insert introduction-credits on the start of your production: eg - "Starring Jar Jar Binks". Add a soundtrack to give it atmosphere. Then maybe put a laughing track on after the girl craps herself and runs out. Stick it on youtube and then - make a sequel.
Remember to add an 'eighteen certificate'. This will prevent the poor lass who stars in your fine production from viewing it.
Good Luck!
From O J Simpson's son.
2006-11-14 07:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by gulliblepeople 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my god, I did the coolest comparable situation! I published a query on right here asking if it grew to become into grew to become into incorrect to snigger at midjets and everybody acted as though i grew to become into some form of ill hater of midjets, yet there in order that humorous with their tiny autos!! I as quickly as met this midjet, and that i saved asking him to rub his palms and go "my prreeeeciioouuus!!!" and he only acted all indignant and walked away, god invented midjets for us to snigger at, so i say delight in it!!
2016-10-22 01:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by gaidos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel a little bad for the ugly one. But not too much because that is hysterical. If I was the ugly one, I think I might even have to laugh.
2006-11-13 13:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You really need to grow up. I don't think you have any business kissing girls until you mature a bit more.
2006-11-13 13:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jan H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it is great! & that is what that girl gets for going home with a stranger from the bar!!
2006-11-13 13:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by Crystal A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a really creepy thing to do.
2006-11-13 13:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jen A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude...you've got to put that on youtube. Please.
2006-11-13 13:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by Spugsy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋