Yeah, I dunno what it is, i've tried everything to get rid of the smell and itchyness, I even tried masturbating less, (twice a day)...does anyone know what it can be?
2006-11-13 13:16:50 · 18 answers · asked by [Penfold] 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Sounds like you have a case of Fromunda cheese. Fromunda your nuts.
2006-11-13 14:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, it's simple matter of a buildup of dead skin cells, semen and urine that are collecting on your penis (probably under the foreskin) and not getting washed away thus are more or less rotting in place.
What you need to do is retract your foreskin in the shower every day and wash rinse and dry the entire penis including the glans/head and underside of the foreskin. And immediately after playing any sport or doing anything that gets you all hot and sweaty take another shower and clean your penis thoroughly. And tha tmeans showering and washign yoru penis in the school showers not waiting until you get home and forget to shower later.
If, after a couple weeks, the smell and itch do not go away then take yoru penis to yoru doctor and get it checked in case it is a minor infection that needs a bit more care than mere washing. But even if it is, always maintain the retract, wash, rinse and dry routine.
PS, if you have toight foreskin that won't retract fully then you need to work on stretching it so it will retract fully. Take a look at the site below for tips.
2006-11-13 14:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! you have a build-up of smegma - a white cheesy substance that collects behind the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis. You need to retract your foreskin FULLY (right back to expose the groove) and wash your penis thoroughly with soap and warm water until the smell disappears. Do this at least twice a day, as the smegma will start to accumulate as soon as your foreskin covers your penis head again after washing. For a more satisfactory and permanent solution, go to your doctor and ask to be circumcised - no foreskin, no smell! and you'll gain all the other benefits too.
2006-11-13 21:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that sounds like smegma accumulation. It smells like either cheese or like stale fish.
Go pull back that foreskin & wash yourself with warm water, a cloth & soap & THEN spray on plenty of witch hazel after you dry off.
don't be such a lazy f-u-c-k - go clean yourself like an adult man should. then you won't stink anymore & you'll feel much better.
so what are U waiting for ????
2006-11-13 13:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by blackbird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quit using string cheese to masterbate with LOL.Hell I dont no mine smells like flippin roses. The biahhtches luv it. Here wanna smeellllll.. wooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeee
2006-11-13 13:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by melucknope 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well by george. it sounds like someone has gotten a nasty STD. u better get that checked out.. no girls will wanna touch that thing again if it reaks of cheese. TRUST ME your sex life will be embarrassing if you dont do something about that. gosh.
2006-11-13 15:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥INTENSENESS♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shave the all the hair around your balls... everything. Trust me, why do think you never see us guys in the porn industry with hairy grapes? It's just because it looks disgusting.
2006-11-15 04:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by in_my2ndlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...you can start by quit slapping your meat in a cheese cooler
2006-11-13 13:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to take a good warm bath and get dressed and go see your dr.before your thing rots off!!
2006-11-13 13:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by Carol H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it sounds like a yeast infection - you should buy lotrimin cream - it is OTC.
2006-11-13 13:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by Paddy O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋