I had a date with the girl of my dreams last night. I wanted to show her that I was romantic so I invited her to my place for a home cooked meal. I wanted to show her I was romantic so I got flowers and candles. But when she showed up she just laughed and left right away. They only thing I can think of is I decorated my apartment in a space theme, including a Jar Jar Binks costume that I was wearing. I was so mad, I stormed over to her house, still wearing the Jar Jar costume, and smashed her windows. Then I did a Jar Jar dance. Is their any way to get her back or did I blow it?
2006-11-13 13:11:21 · 21 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Enough already with the stupid questions. Me sso bored.
2006-11-13 13:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you should go down to her house as soon as as possible and apologise to this miserable cow. Buy her some cheap flowers, or pinch them from her garden when she's not there and give her them when she answers the door. Offer her your coat too. Remember, her house will be quite cold with no windows so that should impress her too. Then say that you were sorry for not realising that she didn't like Jar Jar Binks. Say that her bum does NOT look fat in those trousers. She'll instantly fall in love with you. You hold her hand and start skipping to your house. Make passionate love! Then dump her. The last thing you want is a slag who doesn't like Jar Jar Binks!! Tell her that you want your coat back while she is still putting her bra on. Tell her to get her FAT behind out of your Jar Jar Theme house. When she walks out, it's important that you slam the door shut while shouting 'My coat now stinks!!!'
Good luck...
Her ex boyfriend.
2006-11-14 15:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by gulliblepeople 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bah, I think you're pretty funny, if that helps at all.
Perhaps it's just a fear of Jar-Jar. Invite her over again and once she's in the door, insist on walking around the house like a penguin all night.
2006-11-13 21:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Natalie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You blew it. Grow up and drop the Star Wars theme. It IS Star Wars, right?
Anyway... you were doing great until the jarjar thing.
Bummer.
2006-11-13 21:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by Jan H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I think you blew it. If it was last night, though, I think you MIGHT be able to save it. Just go up to her and, if she's REALLY the girl of your dreams, say sorry. Say it like you mean it, because you do. If you messed it up really bad, she might not accept you. If she knows that you mean it and if she isn't the grudge-holding type, she will forgive you. Just a tip, don't beg. And don't use God's name in vain. :) Your welcome
2006-11-13 21:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by *g w e n* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you definently blew it espeacially if you smashed her windows...whats jar jar binks anyway
2006-11-13 21:13:45 · answer #6 · answered by nik456 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You blew it,
u still had a chance when she laughed and left. Losing your cool and smashing windows? I'm surprised she hasn't had you arrested....MARY
2006-11-13 21:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by mary57whalen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you blew it. get over it. maybe you just went waaaaaaayyy overboard for a first date. next girl of your dreams: go for coffee or a picnic and find out her feelings on jarjar and shatterproof glass.
2006-11-13 21:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It sounds like you did the right thing. I'd give her time, I'm sure she'll come over to your side soon.
2006-11-13 21:13:30 · answer #9 · answered by dawnsdad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grow up and use this site to learn rather than making a fool of yourself.
2006-11-13 21:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋