Not guilty by reason of STUPID.
2006-11-13 12:47:12
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answer #1
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answered by Knowledge 3
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First she has to divorce you in order to sue you for monetary damages in civil court. But at this moment she has the one way ticket to state prison for YOU. Good luck buddy. But dont sweat it, tell her that it was an accident marrying her. lol
2006-11-13 20:46:08
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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"She did not want to vote democrat. She could have lost the election for the Dems, what if we had the Republicans in office, judge."
"Judge she was knocked up and was not in her right mind I plead that she is Insane."
"Independants judge.............enough said."
"She tripped and fell I did nothing/"
" No hablo engleezay"
"I tripped on her pile of cocaine"
"Its my money D@**!T"
2006-11-13 20:50:41
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answer #3
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answered by EIS Prince of Yemen 1
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aw...come on bud this is an easy one...be real nice and bring her another beer and her pack of Basic's and her favorite lighter and she'll be all over you like white on rice and forget all about suing you...ain't that how you got her knocked up this time anyway...you know it is proven to work!
2006-11-13 20:44:05
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answer #4
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answered by Em W. 4
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Wait until she gives birth,then hide her body next to Jimmy Hoffa.
2006-11-13 20:43:32
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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She can sue you for throwing her down the stairs and also for divorce.
If she wants, she can also press criminal charges against you for assault and battery.
2006-11-13 20:42:09
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answer #6
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answered by MSJP 4
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There usually aren't that many stairs on a trailer
2006-11-13 21:18:24
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answer #7
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answered by Az Rastaman 3
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Unbelievable, isn't it?
It's like the ol' story -
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
2006-11-13 20:43:31
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answer #8
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answered by LeAnne 7
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well that sucks that she didn't vote democrat..
but that is no reason for you to push her down the stairs.
next time be more nice and talk...
2006-11-13 20:48:48
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answer #9
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answered by HIMpunk 2
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She should file on you and have you arrested,or kill u,and throw away the evidence
2006-11-13 20:46:54
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answer #10
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answered by slickcut 5
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i'm not lawyer or anything but i am a Democrat. so its hard for me to take a side.
2006-11-13 20:46:33
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answer #11
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answered by frickenawesomekoreanandyouknowit 2
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