II) What do you say?

Question

Situation: You see an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that you still have feelings for, and they are with their new lover, what is the classy way to tell him/her how you feel while not looking pathetic?

Response: "Hey, just to let you know, if things don't work out with this retard, I'll be there to score you on the rebound!"

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Answer 1

The classy thing would be to ignore them and act as you could care less that they are with someone else.

Answer 2

Well, I saw the love of my life in Wal-mart(okay, okay it's a South MS story so you know there's a Wal-mart involved). I actually walked by him and didn't recognize him. He called my name I turned around, we talked, his wife was three isles away from us, he started to walk away and we hugged goodbye. As we were leaving I told him "I still love you and if you ever get unmarried give me a call." Well honestly, I did not know that they were having marital problems. They got a divorce and you guessed it we are back together. Happy at last!! The things that can happen in a Wal-mart. They really do have "something" for everyone don't they?!!!!LOL!! Tell 'em how you feel. worked for me.

Answer 3

I'd let him know with body language ,
I don' t need words , if he's already been
with me , he knows what he is missing .

P.S. I do the breaking up , for whatever reason
{truthfully } noone has ever left me .

Not trying to be an @** just stating a fact .

Answer 4

Who gets to wear the penguin suit?

Stale Poot Indeed!

Answer 5

You say nothing at all. They've moved on, so should you.

Answer 6

nothing