2006-11-13 12:27:31 · 17 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
do the monkey, its your last chance for fun!
2006-11-13 12:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
hmm.
howd u get urself into that situation...haha
well ur ina boat...start the moter and go to land...
but thats too simple...
1st. ask the monkey what to do, but unless u speek mokeneese the stupid monkey wont help very much.
2. play patty cake with the monkey until you get bored. keep urself entertined for a while...
3. once that changes you can make one of two decisions, either A. feed the monkey to the sharks and while there distracted with that, jump out of the boat and swim away realy realy fast...
B. keep the monkey and try talking to the sharks about their prob;ems and convince them to give you and the monkey a ride to shore, or tow your boat....
well i sure tryd to help and i hope everything will work out for you... probably wont tho. sorry
2006-11-13 20:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Mel051293 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw the monkey to the sharks. Save yourself.
2006-11-13 20:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Throw the monkey overboard & row like crazy........or, exchange vows with the monkey so that you will have a soul mate in the next life, or........spear one of the sharks & you & the monkey can have sushi.
2006-11-13 20:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw the monkey overboard and get the hell outta there as the sharks eat the monkey.
2006-11-13 20:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by MateoFalcone 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Use your prehesile tail to lure the sharks, let the mokey watch. Monkey see monkey do, and Voila problem abated.
2006-11-13 20:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feed the sharks the monkey, run to the lifeboat and row for ure life!!
2006-11-13 20:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by calypsocaper 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what kind of boat is it?
can the monkey cook?
do you have any of Batmans shark repellent?
2006-11-13 20:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Toss the monkey overboard.
2006-11-13 20:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by too funny 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HaHa I bet its too late for this question. I bet the monkey has already thrown you overboard.
2006-11-13 20:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by barbi316 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
JUMP IN THE WATER AND SAVE THE MONKEY, BESIDES I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU NEED A BATH SINCE YOU HAD THAT ''DUMP'' A FEW MINUTES AGO, WITH LUCK, YOUR STINKY BUTT WILL GROSS THE SHARKS OUT AND THEY WILL LEAVE
2006-11-13 20:36:27 · answer #11 · answered by Steven H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋