is he gay?

Question

My friend thinks her husband may be gay, i saw a show once on tv that had a checklist of things to look for if you suspect your husband is gay, I dont remeber the show or what was on the list, does anyone out there no what things to look for?

Answer 1

If he gets gang banged porn you see more penises

If he buy straight porn ut the cocks are crazy big

If he goes to the makeup section with you

If he gossips

If he knows what size pants you wear lol

If he says cute,fabulous,esquisite,all the rage,to die for youll get the hint lol.

If he watches you perm or curl etc your hair

If he loves to comb you hair

IF HE WANTS TO DO ANALLLLL LOL.

Answer 2

Here's are things to look for:

1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.
> 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
> 3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
> 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with
Richard
> Gere and the gerbil.
> 5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
> 6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and
still
> spot a toupee.
> 7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her
bathing
> suit.
> 8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and
lover.
> 9. You really have "been there, done that."
> 10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know
about their
> boyfriends. And that means everything.
> 11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
> 12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
> 13. You can have naked men you don't know in your home.
> 14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius.
> 15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex.
> 16. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear
it.
> 17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have.
> 18. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the
catering
> staff.
> 19. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
> 20. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
> 21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away.
> 22. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
> 23. You've always got an opinion.
> 24. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
> 25. You know how to dress strategically.
> 26. Your car has an amusing female name.
> 27. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot
better
> than you did in high school.
> 28. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
> 29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers.
> 30. You know that sex complicates things. So?
> 31. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an
insult.
> 32. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
> 33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to
tell
> you.
> 34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
> 35. You have at least one movie musical on video.
> 36. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar.
> 37. You're embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars.
> 38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two.
> 39. You know how to make an entrance.
> 40. You know when to make an exit.
> 41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Liza Minnelli.
> 42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
> 43. You know how to program your VCR.
> 44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
> 45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales.
> 46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford.
> 47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.
> 48. You know when to play dumb.
> 49. You know what to do for a hangover.
> 50. Yes, you do have a condom.
> 51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a
friend.
> 52. One or more of the following apply to you:
> a) You adore Judy Garland
> b) You hate Judy Garland
> c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland.
> d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland.
> e) You don't give a damn about Judy Garland.
> f) Who is Judy Garland?
> 53. You can supply the last names to the following list:
> a) Bernadette
> b) Chita
> c) Barbra
> 54. You made Donna Summer a star.
> 55. You made Donna Summer a has-been.
> 56. Tanning salons were invented for you.
> 57. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
> 58. You know when the party's over.
> 59. You know where to go after the party's over.
> 60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.
> 61. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of
> a) Your grandma
> b) Your face lift
> c) John Wayne Bobbit
> 62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
> 63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."
> 64. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't
necessarily a
> compliment.
> 65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion.
> 66. If your cat is a female, you swear it's a lesbian.
> 67. If your cat is a male, you swear it's a lesbian.
> 68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe,
like
> "Stand by your man".
> 69. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first
communion and
> too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of
the food
> after each.
> 70. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
> 71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you.
> 72. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty
one.
> 73. You've left someone totally speechless.
> 74. You've shaved something other than your face.
> 75. All your friends do not have to "get along".
> 76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be
with
> different guys, however.
> 77. Your love handles are actually used as such.
> 78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an
> opportunity.
> 79. You've got a large assortment of movie-star biographies.
> 80. You've got the most interesting coffee table books.
> 81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen
drawer.
> 82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag.
> 83. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up
girls.
> 84. You know your enemies.
> 85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's
right there
> in the shower.
> 86 You're Barbra Streisand's biggest fan.
> 87. You know that Barbra Streisand's biggest fan is Barbra Streisand.
> 88 Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've
added side
> dishes.
> 89. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics,
and
> "important issues" can be about hair.
> 90. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.
> 91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated
solely as a
> sex object.
> 92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report.
> 93. You know, by heart, every line in:
> a) All about Eve
> b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
> c) Your face
> 94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.
> 95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are
non-verbal.
> 96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme's song.
> 97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary.
> 98. Even if you're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas anymore.
> 99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes.
> 100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread.
Sometimes
> after the party too.

Answer 3

What a load of rubbish. TV preaches garbage so don't bother refering to it, so much so it is forbidden to use any TV references at the University I attend. Never assume or guess anything!! This is how misunderstandings occur. There could be ample of reasons for his behaviour.

Answer 4

Bull ******* ****! There is no way you can find out. What does it matter? If she is not happy with him just as he is, she can leave him. If he is not happy with her just the way she is, he can leave her. It does not matter if he is gay or not, what matters is what kind of lifestyle and relationship they want to have. That is their choice, no wrong or right answers. If she really wants to know, then ASK HIM. I don't understand why people don't communicate in relationships! Oh, and throw your tv away, it's trash!

Answer 5

Some will say there are things you can look out for, but honestly there really aren't. She needs to just be an adult and ask him if that's how she feels.

Answer 6

there are a lot of signs but she has to be careful and don't accuser unless she's sure.I suggest that she follow him.