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2006-11-13 11:52:02 · 8 answers · asked by samantha 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

If you really wanna know one of mine i was at wal-mart, i dressed like a gangster guy(im a girl) and i asked a male, and a female employee where the tampons were.
its not rly embarrassing
but sort of

2006-11-13 11:57:26 · update #1

but i did that like 2 yrs ago
haha
it was great
i dont rly get embarrassed
it was more..hilarious

2006-11-13 12:01:03 · update #2

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The other night, my bf and I were having sex and I was on top (sorry for too much information).. but anyway.. he was inside me, and I farted! But it was one of those farts that just wouldnt stop, no matter what I did!!

2006-11-13 11:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by Stepherz 3 · 0 0

THIS ISN'T MY STORY, BUT MAYBE THEY'LL HELP-
Embarrassing Story 1 : The cold dark piss
This happened to a close friend of mine back in sweet old Malta. The poor dude is really not half as lame as this story will make him out to be, he simply has a bad habit of drinking far to much.



After a wicked night out in Paceville , these group of friends made their drunken way back to a famous garage where countless other embarrassing and funny stories took place. It was a simple garage owned by one of the friends, and which was constantly used as a chill-out / smoke up place by this group of immature 18 year olds.



The garage used to get quite damp and if the door closed and the light switched off the place would get extremely dark.



Well what happened was that on that famous night the dude got even more pissed then usual and ended up passed out on a sofa in this infamous garage. His so called friends forgot about the poor passed out bugger - they closed the door switched off the lights, and left him alone, totally drunk in this damp dark garage.



Well the best way to describe what happened next is to quote the bugger - " I woke up, and had no idea where I was. I could see nothing because it was pitch dark yet I knew I was alive because I could feel this warm liquid on my trousers. At first I had no idea what the liquid was but as I stumbled my way trying to feel out the walls of the room - It dawned on me, I am in the garage, this is probably piss on me and I now need to find my way out of the garage and into my friend's house where his parents may be waiting to find out that I pissed all over their garage !! "



Fortunately for my rather wet friend, the parents had already left for work and as he inched his way out of the garage he bumped into his friend who was about to set off for work himself. Ahhh that story will never get old, it is rejuvenated every time this poor bloke is introduced to a new girl in front of his mates - lol

2006-11-13 19:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Aneesa S 4 · 0 0

I once accidentally went into the mens' room instead of the women's at a Burger King years ago.

2006-11-13 19:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I was little I farted really loud in front of my whole first grade class because i didnt know it was bad to do. ever since that day I have been scarred : /

2006-11-13 20:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Ace 2 · 0 0

i don't get embarrassed. i think of embarrassment as a type of shame and i don't think anyone should ever be ashamed unless they are criminal or mean.

people make mistakes all the time. there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

cheer up....

2006-11-13 19:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I walked into a glass door cuz i thought it was open but the door was new so it was crystal clear.All my family saw me."*

2006-11-13 20:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by abelssexywifey 3 · 0 0

I farted on the buss very loud one too

2006-11-13 19:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell us first!

2006-11-13 19:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by eddysmomma 4 · 0 0

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