need a modern day proverb, help can't come up with one?

Question

this is suppose to be an orginal one or one re written to todays point of view using todays slang if needed

Answer 1

"...if you're too open minded, your brains will fall out...."
"...a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory..."
"...men are from earth. women are from earth. deal with it..."
more...
http://www.humorbin.com/showitem.asp?item=813



158 modern proverbs...
http://www.ovrlnd.com/MainPage/modernproverbs.html


post-modern proverbs...
"...jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise..."
"...of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important..."
http://www.appleseeds.org/post-mod_proverbs.htm


are you supposed to be writing an original one?

Answer 2

2 little mice fell in a bucket of milk. The first one quickly tired and after a few minutes she gave up swimming and drowned. The second mice though, she kept on fighting and swimming hard until the milk turned into butter and she crawled out...

Answer 3

"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become
a man of value."
Albert Einstein

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
" Always go to other people's funerals. If you don't, they won't come to yours."
"If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there."

Yogi Berra

"80% of success in life is showing up."
Woody Allen

Answer 4

Life is like an analogy. OR

If life give you lemons-make lemonade.
If life gives you sour grapes-make wine.
If life dumps a ton of bricks on your head-well then you got problems.

Answer 5

Of course, my grasshopper.

The early bird gets the worm.
Practice makes perfect.
Early to bed, early to rise; makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Answer 6

Dou thou shall not to be "spam" within the Email of life

Answer 7

If the shoe fits, kick yourself with it.

Answer 8

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.