a funny story from a family reunion? i just hate them, sooo booring! yawn!
2006-11-13 10:57:03 · 5 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I went to an out of state family reunion, and my niece and I stayed in a 'haunted hotel'. There also happened to be lots of bikers in town that weekend. Being the jokers that we are, we had to come up with a good story to tell everyone. So the next morning at the reunion someone asked us if we saw any ghosts the night before. My niece said no, but we heard some really loud shouting and banging, but no matter how much those bikers begged, we just wouldn't let them leave the room!!!!!!!!!! You had to be there to get the full picture, but it really was quite fun.
2006-11-13 11:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here one for you might be a bit to hot for you lol
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Iraq a few months ago. So she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's ding dong. After a few seconds, he blows his load in her pie hole and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce
2006-11-13 19:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it isn't exactly a funny story... It's more like a memory that's barely there...
Well, I was about 4 or 5... I was really impressionable, lovable, innocent, willing to do almost anything, happy, and just another smiling kid... We were at a picnic... So, I remember being on a really big hill... it had wonderful grass on it... the sun was out and high in the sky... there was a small body of water near me... somebody caught a fish-- a large one with silver and brown scales-- and it made me giggle...
Then my cousin, Sharmi (whom I haven't seen in years... but that's another story), got a butterfly. It was a beautiful monarch butterfly-- orange and black. It fit in the palm of her hand, and I remember being in awe at the beauty of the butterfly and sadness because it was hurt. She cupped it, brought it to her mouth and lightly blew on it, and then let it go... It flew away into the sky... That is one of my favorite childhood memories!
I hope i didn't bore you... :-)
2006-11-13 19:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a pot of time their was a turky and a drunk dude on our kitchen table. He was so drunk he thought he was a turkey so he yelled "TAKE THE STUFFING OUT TAKE IT OUT IT BURNS" the end.
sorry thats the only one I remember
2006-11-13 19:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean you don't go to them to get a date?!?!
2006-11-13 18:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋