What would you name this character?

Question

Intelligent but hideously unaware of the rudiments of dressing and grooming appropiately, reluctant consumer of most basic technology -moslty just a pose, which he feels is sufficiently disguised by his lack of a cell phone 'in this day and age'- not really an animal lover but does own one he picked of the street a few years back. Works in a very anonymous position, proletariat kinda job if you know what I man -minumum wage, if you don't- and from this very hole in the dirt he has more or less built for himself at the bottom of the food chain systematically despises most everything. Goes to great lengths in order to do so, reads up on everything he can possibly get his hands on in order to know more about how things really work. I believe he may be a bit paranoid, the self-concious type. (Miss)construes notions on everything he has time to get around and zap with the cynical-ray gun when he is not at work, notions which if he ever chose to share... [to be cont., ran out of space.]

...with others would do so with great attention, dedication and almost unveiled impatience. He never choses to share though. He is not at all the shy type nor the outgoing type; as idiotic as that may sound, what I mean is this: chooses acquaintences wisely, much like one would choose apples at the time of year when they are expensive perhaps.

Short story, still don't know where to set it, nor what will happen...... I am not an imbecile, at least not quite yet in life, I just simply ran into the character instead of all the other stuff first.

So, if you'd like, suggest names, and go crazy with settings as well if yow want to. I'll figure out the plot soon enough.

Answer 1

Raymund - with a u, not o

Answer 2

Thomas Albert Bidwell

Answer 3

George

Answer 4

Neville Bleakley

Answer 5

Ichabod J. Snicklefritz

Answer 6

Algenon Grumblefart

Answer 7

Wesley

Answer 8

Raymond

Answer 9

Steve

Answer 10

Captin Butternuts

Answer 11

Arcade