2006-11-13 09:56:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
I don't like 'jokes' much but I love that. Although it's daft it's also clever & witty. Thank you.
2006-11-13 10:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL yes you are correct!,
there is a story i remember , which backs your theory completely;.
Noah was not one, to miss a trick
He had thought deeply , about how to house the fishes !!!!!!
So when they had completed the Ark,
and safely ushered all the pairs of animals into it .
Noah and his sons, set to to build this huge structure,
to hold many,many pairs of fish ,all sorts .
this was towed behind the Ark , through out' the Flood '
and as it was so large, most of it was deep under water.
Goldfish (carp) were on the 3rd floor ( section 12)
When Noah landed on mount Ararat ,after all that rain had stopped .
He, with his wife's assistance ( she was strong and willing), released all those fishes, into the water ,which was still cascading , down the mountain- side below the ark .
Some found their way into rivers ,some into lakes, some even made it to the sea!
The fishes all found good homes and spawned happily ever after.
When the fish place ,became redundant (after the flood )
and had dried out a bit in the sun.
It became quite an eyesore . Causing Mrs Noah, to complain .
Noah who was quite astute , sold it for a goodly price .
It was completely refurbished , to become the Tower of Babel,
Which as we all know, became
a Multi Storey National Carp Ark .
I hope this information was helpful
<^,,^<
2006-11-13 11:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I appreciate your trick question.
Noah did not have a need to bring fish aboard the Ark because fish swim in the seas and required no protection. As a matter of fact, the fish welcomed 40 days and nights of rain because all the remaining fisherman were drowned saving fish of all species from the nets and hooks of evil men.
In the Goldfish Bible, the 40 days storm is revered and praised as one of God's greatest acts towards fish of all religious beliefs.
To this day, fish the world wide do not eat plankton on Friday's as a way to pay homage to the Lord for the 40 Miracle as it is named. God looked down upon the fish and gave them praise for their worship. Wherefore, he used fish in one of Jesus' greatest miracles, the multiplication of the fish and loaves of bread to feed the masses. (See Oceans 12:48 in the Old Testament)
2006-11-13 10:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by angelthe5th 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chortle.
2006-11-13 10:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by cw 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For cod sake, stop being blasphemous! You better quit those fish jokes or your sole will burn in hell.
2006-11-13 10:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh, nice one - I can never think of anything like that!!
2006-11-14 03:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something smells fishy here. Your plaice or mine?
2006-11-13 10:06:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you have a full 'scale' model?
2006-11-13 10:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Could well be, good one
2006-11-13 10:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by AndyPandy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA HA!!! I LIKE IT !!! it's about time we had a laugh !!!!
2006-11-13 10:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by angelswings 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋