When this kid came up to me and started coughing in my face. I didn't get mad I just said "Wow, it's a good thing your not a smoker." Then suddenly a whole swarm of them came out of no where. They were dressed up like cigarettes, some as business men, some of them were just butt naked, they started beating on plastic drums and making funny...sounded like mating calls to me. Then a bunch of cheerleaders dressed in black with underarm hair that you could literally braid, started chanting the dangers of smoking and threw a barrel of blood on me.
What can I do to keep these people away from me.
2006-11-13 07:09:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Blood ? Where you smoking in a fur coat ?
2006-11-13 21:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sunflower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, you could stop smoking. As a former smoker I know that is difficult, so you should do what I did. Buy a golf club, attach a taser to the end of it, fix it up so you can taser them with the handle of the golf club. When they come up to you coughing step back a few feet and say oh sorry was just having a smoke before my golf game, what do you think of this club, its my first time playing? Uh then taser them in the arm or throat or something. After getting 13 of those little SOBs the word spread and they left me alone.
2006-11-13 15:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Avoid smoking a cig in the street !! Cigars' smoke can be really disturbing to non smokers and even smokers. I used to smoke cigs and I know how people can look angrily at you when they get the smoke of your cig in their nose and eyes. So stop provocating people in the street.
2006-11-13 15:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by Mimi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If that happened it definitely would have been on the front page of the NY Post. I guess my advice would be stop storing your joints in the same place as your cigarettes.
2006-11-13 15:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you didn't dream this?
It sounds too strange even for New York.
2006-11-13 15:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by MSJP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try not to look so much like a tourist next time. (That is strange, even by NYC standards)
2006-11-13 15:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to stay away from asylums, it sounds pretty crazy to me.
2006-11-13 15:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by dakota29575 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would leave town. I hope you are having us on, but these days, who knows.
2006-11-13 15:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by michaelsan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop smoking wacky weeeed....just a thought
2006-11-13 15:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drugs...share'em or hide 'em
2006-11-13 15:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by justa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋